COMPLETE TRASH

♠︎ Chris // 20 // Capricorn // Canada // Ace // willing to do nearly anything without reason ♠︎

[roseoilz]

not to b #depressin but my entire life is becoming just a huge blur n i honestly cannot remember like literally…anything for shit lmao

[wabbledab]

When you say the right words in the wrong order

[imakle]

hi thanks for listening to my ted talk on on how matt’s gonna learn that the universe will beat your ass

[tetramancer]

I have a lot of feelings about this season and all of them are keith

[localstarboy]

me: stop crying about my fucking driving. did you bitches die? okay. sensitive asses

my driving:

[spacecowgirlridesagain-deactiva]

the driver in this video is everyone in miami 

[geekremix]

Our country has fascism. This is the creator of rick and morty and community saying he’s not a nazi and you should too. To actually stand up and say no.

The discourse is over. Nazi white nationalist whatever the fuck they want to call it now are terrorists.

Their entire platform is to get rid of minorities. 

BLM and antifa’s platform is “don’t kill me please”

[schwubadub]

UH HEY IF YOU WEREN’T SURE WHERE RICK & MORTY AND THIS BLOG STANDS ON MOTHERFUCKING NAZIS I RECOMMEND TAKING A LOOK AT THIS

[fuks]

[napelf]

[rubyvroom]

Update language Version 1021.05 / Reg Version 1010.08 - Friday, June 10th

Imported new Spanish prefixes (warning: will glitch with German base words) 

French vowels will now be pronounced in the Celtic style

More irregular verbs!

16 brand new homonyms 

You can no longer end a sentence with a preposition haha good luck

[rubyvroom]

Change note:

[felinenthusiast]

hey here’s a cool concept:

[felinenthusiast]

[charlesoberonn]

Non-english-speaker culture is winging it through video games from before you knew English, only understanding 30% of the dialog.

[demilypyro]

In Crash Bandicoot 2 this one character says “I’m going to destroy the space station” and 6-year-old me thought he said “playstation” so I cried and turned the game off cause I was scared that he was gonna destroy my console.

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

reuse > recycle Full Image - Twitter - Bonus - YouTube

[littlethingsmyaceworld]

To asexual people of color...

… whose voice and story is erased from the community,

… whose struggles with asexuality and non-whiteness are not aknowledged enough,

… whose identity is sexualized and fetitized as exotic,

To you all, have a nice asexual awareness week!

[stability]

nothing is real anymore

[powerburial]

i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them

[iamoutofideas]

who’s papa john

[iamoutofideas]

I just realized that I commented on the wrong post.

[evilmercy]

When someone overextends and then spams I need healing when they die

[discountliquor]

[orchidbreezefc]

its that time of year

[thevirdirthara]

Can we make this a fanfic trope?

[westerosbartender]

Charge your phone. Jesus.

[travalicious]

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

ONE OF MY FAVORITE COLD OPENS EVER

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

I laughed out loud in Starbucks because of this

[iamabagfullofcats]

This is a masterwork of storytelling which is also a rollercoaster from beginning to end.

[firebirdscratches]

the look of supreme satisfaction he gives him as he deletes the photo - iconic.