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Hello, I’m Jerri Blank and - and I’m an alcoholic. I’m also addicted to amphetamines as well as main line narcotics. Some people say I have a sex addiction, but I think all those years of prostitution was just a means to feed my ravenous hunger for heroin. It’s kinda like the chicken or the nugget. The point is, I’m addicted to gambling. Thank you.

Jerri Blank (via romini)

‘‘Effortlessly cool, a mark not of a man hiding behind his face but embracing it’’

The beard — a traditional signifier of age and wisdom in most culture had become The Most powerful distinguishing mark For Men .

This Blog Post highlight todays men with beards as it inspire a lot of interest lately judging by the amount of pages completely dedicated to beards on Twitter,Tumblr and Instagram.

Since 2013 , we saw the re-emergence and adoration of one of man’s greatest accessory.

An attractive, manly attribute…

Wether it reflect respect or at least attention, most men will agree today to see their beards as symbols. Manliness or simply a personal signature, it is now more then ever a classic and elegant fashion statement.

Growing and maintaining one’s facial landscape is a task that involves patience and understanding the bigger picture.

Keeping an attractive beard requires a lot of grooming, styling and passion.So Respect to those who represent this minority.

A bearded men.

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barbiegirls

meladoodle

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

meladoodle

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

flukeman420-deactivated20160930

#hahaha

iheartmarinadiamandis

Neon Nature Tour

#kries

scoobydoomistakes

How it Probably Happened

Bob the animator: “Ok, so, there’s gonna be a broken piece of a sign that says ‘KL’ on it. Can you draw that?”

Frank the animator: “Yeah, sure, how’s this look?”

Bob the animator: “Well, if it was ACTUALLY a broken piece of a sign that says ‘Klondike,’ it wouldn’t have a big gap after the letters, but whatever. We can fix it in the closeup.”

Frank the animator: “Uh… ok. Shouldn’t I change it in the first shot?”

Bob the animator: “Nah, leave it, but give the new one some wood texture, and make it smaller… oh, and change the lengths of the spikes. The kids won’t notice.”

Frank the animator: “More like this?”

Bob the animator: “Yeah, yeah! And for the final scene, make it REALLY big, and remove the texture, and… heck, make it two spikes instead of three. Two is better.”

Frank the animator: “Alright, it’s done. Are you sure no one will ever notice all these haphazard, illogical changes?”

Bob the animator: “Yeah! I mean, what, do you think someone’s gonna take photos and put them on a blog with 3,500 followers some day? That would be ridiculous.”

stitchkingdom

and they would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling tumblr kids

givemeinternet

As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion

merauderdon

THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

bigcoolscorner-deactivated20160

No thank you.

jonkakes

The columns of smoke in the foreground are telephone poles boiling

This is way cooler to look at than it should be

engineer--cat

Science side of Tumblr would like to add:

Heat is generally transmitted in 3 forms: conduction, convection, radiation.

The fact that the telephone poles and wires are boiling away well before the shockwave hits them indicates that the heat from the explosion has not reached them by convection (much slower than the speed of sound) or by conduction (at best, comparable to the speed of sound), but purely by radiation. In other words: the explosion is bright enough to boil everything.

sleepyreyrey

Strong words to use on a Resume

If you have ever had to write a resume for work or for an application, then you know the hardest part is figuring out what type of words to use that sound professional and and intelligent.

Example: If an application asks you if you have any relevant experience for a job at a day care center and you have experience, like you have babysat children. You would look at the words in the columns to see what words you should use that will help your resume stand out. You might put down “Have supervised and attended to children on a regular basis.”

I hope this is helpful to you.