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cinematech

half paying attention and the 7-11 cashier was pronouncing 12 dollars as "two elf dollars" and I kept saying "what?"

cinematech

6 us dollars = 1 elf dollar

milkchuggs

I was curious if the exchange rate has gotten worse so I did a quick search for elf inflation and

cutecipher

cats have access to keyboard shortcuts we can barely comprehend

henstomper

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

3000s

wait a minute..... these arent my memories

3000s

ughh. why does my head hurt

0rdi-deactivated20190106

hell yea we sippin the finest wine, wearin the fanciest suits, livin in the biggest houses, fuckin the hottest bitches everythang lil b turn it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

andreweatspussy111

little gay ppl in my phone you’re in my pocket rn next to my boner

dreadwedge

salad is mostly items

gaycop

fired as a porn producer AGAIN for suggesting a passion of the christ porn parody AGAIN

literally-cyrus

My pookie

movedclonekisser-deactivated202

the ghost of my dead brother: it would be my turn on computer... if I wasn't aborted... me: fuck off dude you died in a car crash everyone saw it

oatland

me and the bestie

bethanydelleman

Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy being like, "I am 100% committed to respecting your 'no', but I heard you wouldn't promise my aunt not to marry me so I had to come and check just one (1) more time."

randomkijana

Long live the General

door-maker-gal

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person