[cutecipher]

cats have access to keyboard shortcuts we can barely comprehend

[henstomper]

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

[3000s]

wait a minute..... these arent my memories

[3000s]

ughh. why does my head hurt

[0rdi-deactivated20190106]

hell yea we sippin the finest wine, wearin the fanciest suits, livin in the biggest houses, fuckin the hottest bitches everythang lil b turn it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[andreweatspussy111]

little gay ppl in my phone you’re in my pocket rn next to my boner

[dreadwedge]

salad is mostly items

[gaycop]

fired as a porn producer AGAIN for suggesting a passion of the christ porn parody AGAIN

[literally-cyrus]

My pookie

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

the ghost of my dead brother: it would be my turn on computer... if I wasn't aborted... me: fuck off dude you died in a car crash everyone saw it

[oatland]

me and the bestie

[bethanydelleman]

Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy being like, "I am 100% committed to respecting your 'no', but I heard you wouldn't promise my aunt not to marry me so I had to come and check just one (1) more time."

[randomkijana]

Long live the General

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

when your son gets locked up

[furryvergil]

when your son escapes 

[y0itsjojo]

when your son comes home

[isawken]

yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

[kensawyou]

what’s a henway?

[isawken]

ABOUT 3 TO 5 POUNDS!!!!

[oatland]

me and the bestie

[yeehawgeek]

i need everyone to see these panels from the monster high howilday haunt comic