The Dangling Modifier

Chris 21 - Male - Student of English University of North Texas Engaged to chemistsdoitperiodically Interested in: grammar, linguistics, video games, food, ska music, politics, social justice, feminism, and many other things. General fan of puns and wordplay. Major Waluigi proponent.

[dyoshiitv]

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[perennialdame]

I went by the library to lend my copy of Eleanor & Park to the director and got this. Score!

[englishmajorhumor]

September 27 through October 3 is Banned Books Week! Celebrate the freedom to read by picking up one of your favorite challenged or banned books!

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[releaseyourmind]

I cannot believe

[sweetthingsandwetdreams-blog]

do other people pronounce “your” and “ur” differently in their head or is that just me

[baddragonite]

“your” is pronounced like “yore” and “ur” is pronounced like “yer”

[dirtynerdybastard]

ur a wizard harry

[kristenwiiggle]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[noodleecake]

[beyoncethevampireslayer]

[wronghands1]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Wrong Hands

[darklugia-deactivated20150518]

[minajs]

[stephenhawqueen]

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

[malfoycat-blog]

neville: *messes up his potion*

gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you

neville: an idiot sandwich

[iamthepureblindraven-blog]

no no no!

Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior

Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*

GR: What’s going on?

Neville: *explains how he messed up*

GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.

Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*

[mirab3lle]

Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.

[wickedbitchofthewestcoast]

He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.

[hakushokuwaisei-deactivated2017]

How Finland 🇸🇪 treats they employees: daily cheese smoking hour (paid!) at work. The opposite of what America does 🌝 🇲🇾

[airframeextender]

please bernie sanders bring scandinavian socialist cheese smoking hour to the usa

[bonginspector]

That’s the Swedish flag.

[zoomerbro]

[myinnerfrankcastle-deactivated2]

Remember when floppy disks could save/destroy the world?

[dukeofmegadeus]

1MB was a dangerous thing

[chaoticlivi]

Reasons I relate to cats

don’t touch me

wait, no, come back, i need snuggles

that’s enough snuggles

i want to be near you, please don’t leave me alone

tch, it’s not like i happen to be in the same room as you all the time because i miss you

“i got wet. this is the worst thing that’s ever happened”

“why is this door closed? this door doesn’t need to be closed”

“i need a nap.” “didn’t you just wake up 2 hours ago?” “yes but i could sleep for a week”

(hisses)

“i want food”

“but not this food”

(wanders around)

[theartofangirling]

reblog and write in the tags what you call this

[broadwayz-deactivated20171002]

Think of memes Think of memes fondly when we’ve said goodbye

[skawfulpuns]

Remember memes, once in a while, please promise me you'll try.