skeeze

i can give my best side tell you all my best lies

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in my notifications

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[strangerfandomfiascos]

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Disney peaked with the Emperor’s New Groove

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Eartha Kitt’s performance as Yzma…the music…the comedy…the Kronk. It is a perfect film

[sandersstudies]

Additional reasons:

Every single character is a PoC

First Disney animated film to show a pregnant woman onscreen

Real relationship goals: Pacha and ChiCha

Really diverse body types on everybody!

Classic tropes and classic tropes subverted (enemies to friends, anyone?)

Kronk

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Diverse body type: Llama

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Also Kuzko’s character arc is nice to see, instead of ‘be yourself’ it’s like ‘hey, don’t be an asshole’ and he actually learns it

[mens-rights-activia]

Also r*mance wasn’t at the center of the story, growth was, and that was really refreshing

[dammitradar]

Also the STYLE:

the random cliffs and ledges and peaks and plummets. 

the weird-ass, completely inefficient architecture that served no real functional purpose other than to be big and grand and showy. 

that fucking 90 foot throne

the fact that Yzma was lounging on a ledge next to a bottomless chasm somewhere in the middle of the palace 

the COLORS oh my god enough of this desaturated, gritty, hyper-realistic bullshit i wanna see GAUDY DECADENCE for the sake of DECADENCE again

Yzma is literally purple and looks like a skeleton and yet somehow no one is bothered by it and she somehow looks fabulous

[cheesey-toast]

Friendly reminder it was made by the same studio that produced Lilo & Stitch and Treasure Planet that Disney later closed and many of the employees there moved to Dreamworks…

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[blackgirlsvevo]

[bob-belcher]

[tami-taylors-hair]

Meryl Streep in Mamma Mia really was living the best life- owned a hotel on a beautiful Greek island, singing sweet ABBA bops, had a history of dicking down so many hot dudes she wasn’t sure which handsome, tone-deaf, middle-aged man was her kid’s dad. 

what a life. 

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[notchicken]

When will your friends ever

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PLEASE GIVE US BACK OUR MOM

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stepping on something mushy and unidentified

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Coffee is nasty and that kid is going places

[radical-corvid]

Bad opinion

[andrew-jackedson]

>this loser fell for the ole chicken nuggy in the coffee bit

[spectrometrie]

things i made very stoned and don’t remember doing

[shadowpeoplearejerks]

The Great Gatsby

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did i save these pics or did they save me