your local library lesbian

intro • 20s • they/she unless its funny • ao3

[skelavender]

The X-Files

fall into place series - ao3 || tumblr (series masterlist)

In which Scully and Mulder get married for super platonic reasons. ongoing, updates mondays.

X-File #02291996 (with @7crowsinadress ) - ao3 || tumblr

If you add a time loop plot to your desk sex, its suddenly an elevated piece of literature.

drabbles & ficlets

drabble: all things in england

ficlet: cover up kiss

9-1-1

the center of every poem - ao3 || tumblr || PODFIC

Reconciliation through a series of letters. Buck/Tommy.

drive me crazy (with @pookie-mulder ) - ao3

Eddie Diaz and the terrible, horrible, no good, VERY hard drive home. Buck/Eddie.

light the way (with @pookie-mulder) - ao3 || tumblr

Buck deals with his grief over Bobby’s death in a way that might have supernatural consequences.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[our-queer-experience]

you all deserve BETTER

[fedzzzart]

baking, or at least trying to🌈🍪💕

[sab3rtooth]

patterns left by woodworms on driftwood

[dartmoorpixie]

[diarygirls]

love languages

cut up fruit on a plate

doing work at the same table

adjusting someone’s collar, brushing off lint on their shoulder, fixing their hair

bringing home leftovers

excited text messages 

[ozempicofficial]

[pusong-mangga]

[animals-with-fan-art]

This counts as fan art

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[sugarkaanes]

IM GONNA THROW UP THE WAY SHANE TURNS HIS HEAD IN LOVE WHEN THEY NOSE BOOP UGH. UGHHH

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[rika-mortis]

Life is beach

[thecollectibles]

Bougie Cat & Ghost by Lane Brown

[sleepnoises]

i think it's nice that people write books and it's possible to read them. often through the public library system

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[mizuthe-cat]

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free