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What's that you got there, Brother Herbert?

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

hkayakh

@evilwizard

evilwizard

STOP SENDING ME THIS

paradoxbeta

Childhood friends

cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

mellifexfarm

eat my ugly

mellifexfarm

behold my ugly

waywardwarren

I painted your ugly

rnismatch

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

tamagotchi

😍fuck

toskarin

no

poupon

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

escuerzoresucitado

asskylosaurus

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

geeoharee

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

thetablestspoon

This cheese is being stabbed safely

aubbeyberrys

the term "camera dolly" is fun it always makes me think of a little doll holding a camera thats at least over half its size

fallout-lou-begas

ready on camera 2

phillip-bankss

grug dont have to change!

corsairesix

Mining God Corpses

Sure, the corpses of dead gods are an unexplained horror of the cosmos, a sign that even the divine is impermanent. They're also one of the best sources of spaceship-grade metals in this sector. You stop getting so existential after a while.

Even in the mining mechs, we need protective suits to protect us from the divinity. It's not radiation exactly, although it sets the geiger counters off like crazy. Lab techs are still trying to figure out that one. Even with the suits we get some mutations. The lucky ones don't get anything physical, just speaking in tongues. The worst ones are anything that changes your bodyplan, because unless it matches any of the Known Species, you won't be able to fit into a suit, which basically puts an end to any career as a spacer.

We asked for better suits, but the company said we can't afford them. Can't organize for them because of the turnover. See, Godmining's a seasonal thing because you need a different crew for each job. See, when someone's too good a person and they set foot on the site, they get ascended or raptured or some such. Don't actually know what happens on the other side. Only problem is, what constitutes a sin is different for each god. There are some things that are almost universal, but the straw boss says that staffing a crew full of murderers isn't exactly great for group cohesion, so you gotta test by trial and error.

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ripplespate

I don't have ms paint but just pretend it is bc no one knows paintbrush for mac but i can assure you it was just as hellish if not worse since theres technically no brushes other than a pixel round brush and the worst looking freaking spray paint