~ mwah ~

'cubitum eamus?'

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hiiiii this is an intro ig <3

basic info about me:

you can call me evelyn or rly anything you want lmao | minor | she/they | marauders | remus / reggie kinnie | hopeless romantic | bookworm but a slow reader | pisces

interests:

reading | greek mythology | listening to music | starting hobbies but never finishing them | feeling aesthetic | sleeping | coffee | writing | overanalysing

books i love:

song of achilles / circe | the secret history | anything by john green | anything by alice oseman | little women | rebecca / frenchman’s creek | a good girls guide to murder | the lottery by shirley jackson | pride and prejudice | pjo | recommendations always welcome!!

my main music loves:

taylor swift | conan gray | olivia rodrigo | friday pilots club | stray kids | blackpink | david bowie | marina

things i do (as tags) atm:

incorrect marauders

microfic

mood board

dni if you’re a creep/discriminate against anybody in any way

fuck jkr

i’m always looking to talk but this is only a side blog so if you follow me, consider yourself a mutual as i can’t follow you back technically

also i will never instigate a conversation because in no way do i have the confidence, but please please send me asks/dm me!

(all photos from pinterest)

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Your blog is 🤌🤌

thank you omlllll you’re so sweet 😭

i always love your hcs and everything you post i always get excited to see you’ve posted something lmao

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james: sirius i typed your symptoms into the thing up here

james: and it says you might have network connectivity problems

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doctor: sexual history?

regulus: epic and private

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barty: not to worry, i have a permit

regulus: this just says ‘i can do what i want. Barty.’

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remus: you have several options

remus: they’re all terrible, but you have them

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remus: no sirius! we are behaving so we can be invited back next year!

sirius: remus, with all due respect, i am gonna completely ignore everything you just said

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*at a wedding*

james: the good news is we’ve found the ring, the great news it we’ll never lose it again!

remus: what are you trying to say?

regulus: the ring is stuck on his finger. i told him not to be cute about it.

james: but i’m cute about everything!

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remus: regulus, please keep an eye on sirius today, he’s gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched

regulus: sure, i’d love to see sirius get punched

remus: try again

regulus: i will stop sirius from getting punched

remus: correct

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baby james: *sticking his head in the dryer* where’s the water come from?

effie: well seeing as that’s a dryer, nowhere

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lily: all right honey, let me tell you a story. there was a guy i liked and i never told him how i felt

sirius: i’m the guy

lily: you’re not the guy

sirius: are you sure? it would explain so much. your constant presence in my apartment, the way you call me sweetie all the time

lily: i call everyone sweetie

sirius:

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regulus: what did you do!?

pandora: i gave him a new look, it’s cute huh?

regulus: yeah it’s cute, that’s the problem! i don’t need other people to see him walking around like sex on a stick!

james: he’s right i’m too hot

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marlene: it’s not a big deal at all, but someone’s threatening to murder me

lily: what!?

marlene: i mean im not worried about it in the slightest. anyone who has an online presence gets meaningless threats. it’s actually a sign that i made it

lily: congrats?

marlene: thanks!

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regulus: shut up

sirius: i didn’t say anything?

regulus: you were thinking, it’s annoying

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regulus: barty don’t talk aloud

regulus: you lower the iq of the whole street

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james: the secret ingredient is love

regulus: *horrified stare*

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police: do you have any idea what speed you were going at?

sirius *on his motorbike*: no of course not i was on the phone