My name's Mutt and i'm a fag and i have several fictional partners varying from husbands (of whom i love in every way and think about daily) to friends with benefits (others who i think about a little less and don't have as much of a romantic desire for). Mostly variations of Sans and Papyrus undertale. And a real boyfriend who i adore more than anything <3
I'm a literal dog, 4 legs fluffy tail no thumbs (very hard to type btw), and like to be referred to as such. It/its pronouns preferred, he/him also acceptable.
this is my account for posting whatever i feel like! which can be posting my current snack or smoke setup or a horny fantasy or a cute outfic pic
🔞This is an 18+ account. I'm an adult, i hornypost about my F/Os and boyfriend, post about my sex life, and occasionally post descriptive sexual fantasies. My posts are not intended for minors regardless of SFW or NSFW status. Please stay away.🔞
🔞As an addition and in case it wasn't clear, those uncomfortable with petplay and/or the idea of viewing oneself as an animal during sex should not engage with my blog.🔞
more info about my boys and i under the cut.
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About me!
Name: Mutt
Age: 19
Gender: dog
Sexuality: fag
Description:
A feral coyote-looking mutt with a green and black emo fringe and skeleton arm-warmers, often seen in cringe stylish graphic tees and studded belts.
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(*EXP refers to combined relationship and life experience)
I'm okay with sharing/doubles! not the possessive sort.
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About my husbands!
Red
Name: Sans/Fell/Red
Character: UnderFell! Sans
Source: Undertale AU / Underfell
Age: "34-ish"
Gender: "a man"
Sexuality: bisexual
Description:
Short red and handsome, my beloved Fell Sans. Always seen in his signature red turtleneck + gold spiked red leather collar + big puffy black coat with fur rimmed hood + oversized basketball shorts + red hightop converse look outside of the house, but at home it's usually just an undershirt and shorts. With a cracked skull, red eyelights, a singular golden tooth, he's the classic! A chainsmoker with a taste for mustard and an unhealthy love/hate relationship with his brother. I adore him to no end <3
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Honey
Name: Papyrus/Swap/Stretch/Honey
Character: UnderSwap! Sans
Source: Undertale AU / Underswap
Age: 29
Gender: "idk a dude probably?"
Sexuality: *shrugs*
Looks:
Tall, lazy, always stoned, and with a horrible fashion sense. My dear comedian husband. My beloved, often seen in his baggy orange hoodie and various colours of cargo shorts ranging from a dark-ish beige to navy green, can also be spotted in t-shirts. Still with cargo shorts. They're all he ever wears. Always able to make me laugh and bound to light up any room he's in, and the world's best sesh buddy.
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Other partners (more like pets tbh): SwapFell!Papyrus, Underfell!Papyrus, Classic/UT!Sans, Katsuki Bakugo
me: yeah so 67 kid is like, a meme cus theres this video of this kid, and- and like it references, like there's a rap song called 67, and, and-
my milf friend: my goodness you are quite knowledgeable about these youth culture things, aren't you? is this anything like 21?
me: [sitting on her lap] no 21 is - omg urghh 21 is the vine meme, with the kid whos like, like you stupid, and then the other kid goes noinot, and
my milf friend: i was on vine, sweetie. i remember
me: oh yeah. well anyways. 6 7 is like popular on tiktok, and tiktok is kinda like if vine was like brainrot, umm, and brainrot is like, do you- do you know what slop is, basically, cus otherwise it wont make sense-
my milf friend: [hugging me really tight and patting my head softly] thats alright hun, you don't have to explain it to me
me: ghgbffhfhfbdhfhf bbut but, i was ggonna,, aand italian brainrot and um,, llabubu
my milf friend: [touching me inappropriately] thats alright, why dont you try explaining how this makes you feel
me: [blushing wildly] wwell,, ggh,, its no labubu,,,
my milf friend: [doing it harder] is it at least.. dubai chocolate?
me: [whimpering] hhow. how do you know that,,, you only kknow um llolcats and um bbad luck brian ans uhm doge,,
my milf friend: [patting my head] that's not true... [putting her hand on my chest] i know plenty of things, maddie. plenty. [starting to unbuckle my shorts] how about you tell me more about slop, okay?
Hope you know this post got actual women in their 30s in my dms asking me to explain skibidi and tung tung sahur to them. And yes. It went exactly how you expected. So thanks for that
maybe you did do something wrong. maybe you hurt someone. maybe you have said awful things. maybe you were just as bad as them. maybe. but what matters is that you move on. you have to try. you have to wake up and be kinder. you have to learn and listen and grow. maybe you did do something wrong but that doesn't mean you have to keep doing that. as long as you are alive, you can change
i need to get off of twitter it's rotting my brain out and making my anxiety worse. tumblr feels safer, at least i can't see the view count on my posts. sometimes i just wanna scream into the void and feel alone y'know? as alone as one can be on the internet.
world's blurriest screenshots bc i wanted to only have him in frame and it was a low quality video but my point still stands big time. he is the fucking cutest
last night i got a little too stoned while watching the disney atlantis movie and started to find appeal in Gaetan ("Mole"). something about short fat dirty and pervy men just.. <3
might be my most questionable character crush so far. he just has such an interesting charm to him. he's the human pet of his friend group, a strange little creature (just like me lol). also we both speak french and i think he'd like that. you just know he's a leg-humper too he's so pathetic. i could make him beg. i could call him mean names and he'd get a boner. it's so cute to think about. he'd probably relate sex to tunnels and digging and whimper about it while fucking, and i'd lean into it just to excite him more. ugh there's so much to imagine.
welcome to my collection of fictional hookups mr Gaetan Molière <3
in honour of me not being able to play the new game, i've been playing tomodachi life on my 3DS. my island is full of every favourite character and F/O that i've had since i was like 10, including Katsuki.
today he requested a hat. i had some hot pink cowboy hats. i was fully expecting him to hate it, was almost excited for him to hate it because i like to annoy my digital pet humans, and he fucking LOVED it.
(Katsuki with his new hat! his joy does not show on his face but he just looks like that all the time.)
he probably just likes it because it's a cowboy hat, i doubt the miis actually care about the colour, but it's still fun :3
guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone
pretty much all of my kinks and fantasies are tied into my kin identity, and some of them are pretty fucked up. i roleplay responsibly with someone who equally enjoys these fantasies, and i tend not to trust internet spaces to talk about these things just because you never know who might stumble upon them. but there's a lot of judgment about what aspects of sexuality do or don't deserve respect, and it feels counterintuitive - like "you can be nonhuman, but not in this one way."
i've noticed that some people seem to feel like an alterhuman who doesn't talk about these fantasies upfront is being dishonest or manipulative, because kink somehow makes their identity less real and respectable. but that attitude, as well as general internet safety precautions, is why some of us don't talk about it in the first place. you do not need to know if someone roleplays CNC, feral dynamics, or whatever else bothers you, and no one is obligated to tell you if they do.
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