Hardly anything works now.

I actually think people need to be more disgusting actually

[dead-pidove-do-not-eat]

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Welcome to my blog!

My name is Birdy! (she/they) welcome to da blog!

Quick disclaimer!

If you don’t want me following you, please opt to just block me instead of softblocking ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡ Thank you!

My bio lyrics don't reference anything I just like the songs.

Anyways, this is my main blog where I will mainly be posting cringe, thirst, and reblogs of things I just generally find interesting. I am an adult and I do not believe in harassing anybody for fiction under any circumstances. Health is not imperative for respect and being treated with human decency, I also don't care to police identities nor do I care to gatekeep communities. My current hyperfixation is: pending!

No DNI as I will just block as I see fit. Though these groups: Radical Feminists, Exclusionists, Antis, Gender critical ideologies, opposing sex work and Conservatives, will NOT have a good time here. Do us both a favour and hit that block button ^-^

I have a selfship blog! It’s @pidovespost0519 if you wanted to follow!

All posts are fine to reblog as long as the reblog button is not disabled!

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Thanks for checking out my blog ^-^ I hope you enjoy your stay here <3

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

[thehumantrampoline]

This is your reminder today that Irene Adler in the original Conan Doyle story is literally not a criminal. She never commits a crime.

[thehumantrampoline]

Nor is she a seductress in any kind of negative or manipulative sense - she has a mutual relationship with a powerful man who then breaks up with her, and afterwards she keeps protection against him in the form of evidence that the relationship existed. She HAS blackmail material, she even waves it at him threateningly because he treated her like shit, but she never even uses it.

Irene Adler is not a thief, femme fatale, or blackmailer. She's just a cool lady that wants to be left alone.

[thehumantrampoline]

@delphi-star You do recall correctly!! She does not give a shit about that man! She's happily married! She tipped him for being a witness at her wedding!

If your Sherlock Holmes adaptation has a character whose identifying qualities are that she is a seductive criminal in love with Holmes, you have created a character that is basically the literal opposite of Irene Adler and you should name her something else.

[tzikeh]

She's also -- and I cannot stress this enough -- from New Jersey. IMO this is the single most important detail missing from all the adaptations -- IRENE ADLER IS FROM NEW JERSEY.

Please just once in my life I would like to see this adapted faithfully it would be the funniest fucking thing ever.

[dead-pidove-do-not-eat]

Irene Adler and how subsequent adaptations treat her could be an entire thesis.

The only concrete characterization we have is that she has a picture to protect herself from the King, becomes happily married to another and that she outwitted Sherlock. Only that but she ends up getting absolutely mangled in adaptations.

Sir Authur Conan Doyle lays flat out that Adler bested Sherlock using her own understanding and wit. Feigning a fire and using his own deductions against him, but everyone adapting almost always sidelines her to a romantic interest, a sly criminal or femme fatale. Because its almost as if they could not accept what Conan laid down a century ago.

[cickyart]

My Littlest House MD masterpost.. if you like them my shop is back open for 2025 🎉

[dead-pidove-do-not-eat]

Why is it that if I paint my body black and call myself an African, I'm considered an idiot, but if a man puts on a dress and calls himself a woman, everyone will agree and nod their heads in unison?

Must be so depressing being this hobbyless dude. Like you're embarrassing yourself this much and its not even for like profit LMAO.

[gyrovagi]

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

[the-bar-sinister]

I can't believe I'm being fucking harassed on AO3. And it's not even over my shipcest writing, or even regular smut.

[the-bar-sinister]

@voltobautamons

I DID block and move on! And in retaliation they copypasted my fic, and reuploaded a plagiarized copypaste of it!!!

[wizardarchetypes]

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp

[i-am-a-fish]

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

[terpsikeraunos]

on the one hand there are many aspects of academia that should be criticized but on the other hand i’m concerned about the rise of anti-intellectualism as a tool of fascism

[catastrophic-success]

Hey yo what the fuck does this say in English? Because if you can’t explain in layman’s terms you’re not doing a good job of getting your point across to everyone.

[nl]

hey man i think you might just be dumb

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[kings-catastrophe]

If I had to make a tier list of all the ways I've been told to kill myself without the words "kill" or "suicide" being in it, I feel like "ropemax" would have to be at the very fucking bottom

[the-bar-sinister]

ropemax sounds more like a really stupid way to suggest bondage. 😆😭

[dead-pidove-do-not-eat]

Thats what it is now. Im going to my local rope jam and calling it that actually

[itssquidbian]

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

[thefaiao]

I need friends, I need hobbies (feels 1% better) I need nothing I’m empty like a beautiful vase

[dead-pidove-do-not-eat]

Whenever I'm sad I remember that Jake Paul got his head kicked in by Anthony Joshua and I smile a bit.

[succubusboyfriend]

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

[cannibalchicken]

[dehydratedbunny]

reblog to do this to the person you reblogged this from

[bananonbinary]

one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.

DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU’RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.