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@skeletonmaster69
so anyways ill be working on making my own page on nekoweb + spacehey. dm me if u want to keep in touch. something something sayonara you weeaboo shits
sites been rescued from certain doom but lets be honest here i hate this userbase so im still gonna try to migrate. just. more slowly ig
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
welcome to the icelandic apple selection. what color will you have
okay so APPEARANTLY this is just an iceland thing? i looked it up and we dont grow apples here commercially. we get them imported and there's such few options that the stores rarely bother to name them. thats why, culturally, we just call them by colors.
i feel like we all learned something today. i learned that im hungry for apples with names and you learned that iceland is 3 apples tall. the world continues to surprise and enlighten
Ohhhhh friend, if you are ever able to visit the US New England area in the fall, you can not only find a veritable CORNUCOPIA of apple varieties, but you can go into the orchards themselves and pick your own, and it is 100% expected that you will eat one or two of these apples you've freshly plucked from the tree, and my friend? My friend, you can taste the sunshine in those apples.
I grew up in SoCal, which grows a LOT of fruit year-round, but not apples, because apples require a frost. I only liked green apples because those were the ones that survived transport well - red apples were often mealy and disappointing. When I first moved to New England, my partner took me apple picking. I told them I didn't like red apples. They handed me one and said, "just try it." After one bite, I converted on the spot.
You've never truly had an apple until you've eaten one fresh off the tree.
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i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.
I had a vision
something that drives me insane on a relatively regular basis as a body jewelry understander is talking to people who have sensitive skin who are like "oh well I just can't wear any earrings without my ears getting inflamed" and I say "well what have you tried" and they say "well I've tried sterling silver and I've tried gold..." and it's like. ok. I don't know how gold and sterling somehow got spun by the jewelry industry as being especially good for sensitive skin but whenever I'm like "well have you tried implant grade titanium" they're always like "no....... but I've tried sterling silver... and it didn't work ..." like. I don't know how this narrative about sterling silver somehow got so strong but when they put pins in your fucking legs when you snap your leg in half are those pins made of sterling silver or are they made of implant grade titanium or surgical steel????????? HELLO. HI. YOU MIGHT BENEFIT FROM TRYING IMPLANT GRADE TITANIUM I AM JUST SAYING
to clarify this is not because of any particular thing about sterling silver being an alloy or anything like that. it's because some people's piercings think that they are open wounds and there are only certain kinds of metal that are rated to put in open wounds. the jewelry industry largely does not understand that this is not the same as "having sensitive skin" which I think is the real root of the problem. the body piercing industry understands that we are talking about open wounds. the mainstream jewelry industry does not want to think about that because it's yuckyicky so they keep trying to sell you regular metal to put inside the hole in your body that your body thinks is an open wound. which doesn't work. this is my hypothesis
Hi hello this is all true and I am gonna add to that:
- bad metal in open wound really bad. Bad metal in fully 100% inert scar tissue healed piercing sometimes still bad. Always get good metal. You CAN be allergic to good metal if you have dogshit luck, but TBH chances are it probably secretly had nickel (see: white gold, amazing mystery metal)
- this shit needs to be polished to mirror shine by hand, yo
- titanium good if good titanium (read on for more on: good titanium)
- ""plated"": run.
- sterling silver easy to work with for artisan, has copper as part of the alloy, which is annoyingly reactive, which makes it dogshit metal for anything you keep on your body 24/7 or overall in really high sweat/moisture area - not because it will harm you, but because your sweat has SALT and WATER and LACTIC ACID and UREA which tends to turn copper black/green. This can temporarily rub off on your skin, make the jewelry look NOT SHINY or both.
(This won't always happen immediately because sterling silver is not EXTRA SHINY, PURE silver or RHODIUM is, so they either plate it super thin or do a treatment that makes a very small amount of pure silver come to the surface. This extra shiny eventually RUBS OFF.)
- pure gold too soft for jewelry, so what you use is GOLD ALLOY. Gold easy to work with for artisan. Gold 16k and above: fine. Gold 10k? Dogshit, that is not even half gold. Yellow gold alloys usually won't have nickel, and neither will red gold. Red gold and yellow gold: fine.
But WHITE gold alloys usually DO have nickel. Why? Because nickel is CHEAP. Know what else nickel is? The main metal most people are 'sensitive' to. Or GET sensitivity to later, because prolonged exposure to nickel makes you SENSITIVE TO NICKEL. You can get specially made white gold so that does not have nickel, but that is because it has PALLADIUM instead. Which is great except it's also MORE EXPENSIVE THAN GOLD.
(I think black gold alloys have cobalt, that can be not fine to some people too I believe.)
- platinum is fine but lbr you probably can't afford platinum, neither of us can. It's okay.
- surgical steel is MYSTERY METAL, do NOT get surgical steel unless they tell you EXACTLY what is in it because 'surgical steel' means DOGSHIT. It means they could make a scalpel out of it, it does not mean it should STAY IN YOU. What you want is IMPLANT GRADE steel and they BETTER tell you exactly which alloy it is too.
- titanium can be fun colors, a rainbow of colors, the colors are fine but titanium is not black. I repeat. TITANIUM IS NOT BLACK. If titanium is black the titanium has been PVD COATED, that can flake off. And what is touching your skin/wound is, well, not titanium, so what even is the point. Again, you want an IMPLANT GRADE alloy and make sure they tell you which. Also no good for artisan, so: often boring.
- niobium is fine and can be colors and CAN be black, but just like implant grade titanium is DOGSHIT to work with. Not good for artisan unless entirely cold formed.
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The SF experience
if tumblr was an online game i’d run my character up to your character and spam the jump button and do backflips and frontflips over your character’s head to show you i’m excited to see you on the dash
everyone knows this
@skeletonmaster69
“With small hands and feet We held each other and ran That was all for us in our young days Our earnest and happy dreams” (AKMU - Will last forever) Original art by Mochizuki Jun
real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????
why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok
pls share your non-olive oil/salt/pepper kitchen staples, the condiments and acids and stuff you always have on hand
Drew this so fast oh my god
Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.
Vampirism as a metaphor for deep desire that is seen as wrong, vampirism as a metaphor for toxic love, vampirism as a metaphor for queerness, vampirism as a way to show the inevitable doom that immortality is, vampirism as a way to show that i don't know humanity is weird. I don't know!! Vampirism as a metaphor. Vampirism as a way to show inevitable doom. Vampirism <3
moodboard for when its all just so funny
they're inventing new ways to install ptsd in your brain
