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Regulus: James, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
James, naked in Regulus's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Regulus, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
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Regulus: James, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
James, naked in Regulus's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Regulus, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
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meeee
Books: Main characters must follow the plot.
Fanfiction: Okay but what if they went to IKEA and fought over furniture instead?
Just makes it so much better, honestly
“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way
mod remus/rocker sirius au no one but myself asked for
I kind of hate not being able to listen to music because i immediately associate the song with my favorite character and start a mental analysis of the song and the character
Sirius : Remus, I’ve decided to dedicate my life to making you smile
Remus : You’re already doing that
Sirius * pretending to faint * : I’ve peaked
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James: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Regulus: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
James: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
Regulus: You wouldn’t?
James: I mean, unless you want to-
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just because I'm curious:
Jegulus
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Golden trio got the happy ending the marauders era couldn't.
Romione got the happy ending wolfstar couldn't.
Draco got the happy ending regulus couldn't.
Luna & harry got the happy ending that Regulus and Pandora couldn't.
Scorpius and albus got the happy ending Jegulus & drarry couldn't.
Harry & Hermione got the ending regulus and Remus couldn't.
Neville got the happy ending Peter couldn't.
The Marauders got the teen years the golden trio couldn't. Golden trio got the adulthood the Marauders couldn't. Next gen got the life's marauders and golden trio couldn't.
Fuck jkr! I do not support her and her disgusting beliefs.
Your all wrong dispite the fact that Remus is a wolf. He is 100 percent a fox person and acts like a fox.
Jegulus waiter au.
Regulus: “Your the person I have as cover for remus?”
James: *Blinks.*
James: “Yes?”
Regulus deadpan: “Really.”
James: “...Sorry?”
Regulus: “I mean.. Your like a jock.”
James: “Wow so I can't work?”
Regulus: *Rolls his eyes*
Regulus: “Whatever, just do you shift”
James: “Uhm.. No Offence but your supposed to teach me how.”
Regulus: “Really you don't know how?”
James: “I do, but you actually have to teach me or I actually can't legally work without you teaching me.”
Regulus: “Oh.”
Me and bro core
James, sweating: Regulus, there’s something I need to ask you-
Regulus: Finally! You’re proposing!
James: How’d you know?
Regulus: James, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Regulus: I even picked it up once.
Regulus: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
James: Wow. They sound stupid.
Regulus: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
James: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Regulus: I guess you’re right. Hey James, I love you.
James: See! Just say that!
Regulus: Holy fucking shit.
James: If that flies over their head then, sorry Regulus, but they're too dumb for you.
Regulus: James.
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James, in Regulus’s bed: Morning… how’d ya sleep last night?
Regulus, knocking James off: WHAT THE HELL?!
James: Ow—
Regulus: What were you doing in my bed? You were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor!
James: I had a nightmare.
Regulus: You had a nightmare? What are you, five years old?
James: Listen, I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the floor and you sleeping up there-
Regulus, in a royal accent: Why yes, how high and mighty I am up on my twin XL!
James: That is not what I meant—
Regulus: Silence in the presence of your king, who sleeps a lofty twelve and a half inches above the ground!
James: Listen, I’m not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up on your bed and I’m sure you did too.
Regulus: Yeah, okay-
James: You know what? I wanna know. How’d you sleep last night?
Regulus: …That was the best I’ve slept in a while.
James, gasping: The king slept comfortably with a peasant in his bed!
Regulus: I did not consent to this-
James, dramatically: But my liege, our love is forbidden!
Regulus, on the phone: Hi, is this the front desk? Yeah, there’s a bed bug in my room and he’s six-foot-one, he’s got red hair.
James: Ask them if they have one of those “Do Not Disturb” signs. I’ll put it on the door next time we… do it.
Regulus: Okay, I'ma go shower and wash all of the you off of me.
James: Oh, maybe together we could—
Regulus: NO.
James: Just to save water—
Regulus: No! You don’t even pay for the water!
James: …Good point.
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Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem
Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao
HELP?!?
James: Talk dirty to me, baby~
Regulus: The dishes.
James: Wh-
Regulus: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
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