Skelter

late millennial, multishipper —skelteroid on ao3 (sp/en)

[deerly-departed]

Man’s Best Friend

Something with James and Sirius as Padfoot? Padfoot being jealous of the cat?

Prompt from @vagueshadows-fics

[hippiedippieblondie]

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

[skelteroid]

concept: marlene and sirius wake up next to each other on the last day of their holidays, fully aware their will never see each other again, so they decide to do everything they are not supposed to, like saying “i love you” on the first (and only) date, because who cares, right? it’s not like is going to make any difference.

[skelteroid]

don’t mind me just missing having my daily althea and brashen fix now than i’m done with live ship traders.

[meteoralinart]

«....Sirius?»

[dancerswhirl]

Grimmauld Place.

[ohmyremadora]

Art by @bubblytonksart on Insta

Some things don’t fade with time.

Some things just wait for the storm to bring them back

[flanaganhorror]

Rebecca Ferguson as Rose the Hat Doctor Sleep (2019)

[duttonranchsource]

Beth Dutton & Rip Wheeler DUTTON RANCH | 1.01 "The Untold Want"

[bethrip]

DUTTON RANCH 1.01 "The Untold Want"

[skelteroid]

nothing, and I mean NOTHING, could've prepared me to reading harry potter and the philosopher stone in Portuguese for the first time. like, I'm sorry, JORGE?! I was SO. NOT. expecting. THAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IS FRED AND JORGE WEASLEY?!

[skelteroid]

beth dutton 🤝🏻 walburga black

[skelteroid]

so so so tired of the internet.

[skelteroid]

when somehow you find yourself in the middle of reading a good. fckn. book. AND ALSO A GOOD AS SHIT FIC!!!! so you just lay there paralyzed cause chosing feels like betrayal.

[skelteroid]

hoops and wilde from zootopia are basically remadora. you won’t change my mind. i can’t unsee it.

[skelteroid]

marlene loves to freak sirius out by telling him how much her family dislike the black, so by the time he finally gets invited over for dinner one night, he’s all sweaty and ready to put out his best impression of remus if that’s what it’ll take for her family to like him.

he’s grateful that marlene brings him alone, until the portrait of an old man right at the end of the corridor speaks directly to them.

—so this is the black fellow your brother has been talking us about.

sirius swallows and takes a step in front of marlene.

—sirius black, sir. pleasure to me—

—tell me, mr. black —the portrait cuts him off—. does you mother is still walks around like she has stick up her arse?

sirius blinks, baffled by a moment, until he hears marlene failing to muffle a laugh.

it dawns on him then, all the warnings marlene gave him about it was her just messing around with him. yes, the mckinnon’s dislike the blacks, which means he should fit right in.

he straightens.

—i believe she asks the family elf to check on it to make sure it hasn’t loosened regularly, sir—his tone very formal, a contrast to the words he is saying.

the man in the portrait lets out a barking laugh, and sirius feels marlene’s hand around his wrist.

—come in, come in you two! —the portrait says between laughs—everyone’s waiting!

[skelteroid]

okay im paraphrasing from a book im reading but this is so moonseeker coded:

regulus: i think you’re the kindest person i’ve ever met

remus: when i tell you i like you, i’m not being kind. plus, you’re the best roommate i’ve had.

regulus: you mean i’m clean

remus: learn to take a compliment, reg

regulus: see? you’re even kind when you’re trying to be rude

remus: i’ll try harder then