the hodgeblog

he/they, drinking age, dumbass_________ @Runedsketch - art blog @Sketchscript- writing blog

[fenkko]

little childe with a big fishe

[nuffnotsaid]

World's most dysfunctional polycule

[haruki-stars]

them

[dvandom]

(For those not familiar with it, the middle logo is for DownDetector.)

[lolt64]

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[retquits]

this is miss jpeg.

she is NOT brave. she will NOT show up to the function. she is bad at both COMMUNICATING AND EXISTING ! if you walk a little too close to her she will CRY and SKITTER AWAY like a BUGE . ☝️

[corvidcall]

to anyone in the areas impacted by the wildfire smoke, my #1 biggest piece of advice as someone whos been dealing with wildfire smoke in the NW united states for years, is build yourself a Corsi-Rosenthal Cube

they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!

i think it took us maybe a half hour to put ours together, if that, and we replace the filters every 3 months. it's really made a HUGE difference, both when the air quality is bad, but also with our allergies

[o0fyuu0o]

Saw these easy to read instructions on Twitter. Stay safe 💚

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Great time to start pricing this out by the way, fire season starts… on the summer solstice this year, that’s fun. Signs point to it being a doozy.

[sonshine-arts]

fly dandelions fly ❋

[lakevida]

she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons

[princecroutons]

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

[princecroutons]

my name is croutons and this is my story

[gavrannoir]

ID: Croutons is a cat. He is standing on a bathroom counter as a person uses a cell phone to take a picture of him using the mirror. Croutons was once a long-haired orange cat, but his torso has been buzzed, as have his legs to the ankles. The result is what is referred to as a “lion cut.” Croutons has long orange hair on each foot, his floofy tail, and his head/mane. The remainder of his fur has been buzzed down to the light blondish apricot undercoat. His eyes are greenish yellow and carry a deep betrayal.

/end ID

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[hug-your-face]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

[sketchshitposts]

Probably gonna make a brand new email for a fresh slate tumblr bc this one i think should be more like a personal time capsule for me

[crabussy]

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

[crabussy]

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

[crabussy]

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

[crabussy]

I am nineteen years old

[crabussy]

I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me

[crabussy]

. yeah okay true I did do that

[sweetcrispyotter]

Just a couple of unicorns

[ieafy]

friendly neighbourhood Skitty

[cyborb]

arceus day…

[bisonwares]

✨Star Dancer ✨

I genuinely can't believe how gorgeous this patch came out!? It's also UV/Glow in the dark, more photos soon!

This was designed for our cosmic collection but we will also have a few at FWA and AC, won't be on the shop till the Kickstarter is shipped out!

[tyrantisterror]

Rescuers Down Under doesn’t get enough credit for a lot of things, but one creative choice in particular that I think should be talked about more is the movie’s decisions to mostly have real life fauna but then also making one of the main characters a dinosaur-sized eagle and just act as if that’s a thing that already exists.

Marahute is a gift.

[pkmatrix]

Wait, I thought Marahute was a Haast’s Eagle?

[tyrantisterror]

Ok, so, this is a Haast’s Eagle.  Pretty big as far as real eagles that existed go.

This is Marahute, a MUCH larger bird.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: that’s a small boy on her back, not a grown human, so the size comparison isn’t as clear cut as you think.  Which, yeah, sure, but-

That small boy is equal in size to her goddamn skull.

Even if this kid is, like, four years old and super shrimpy, that’s a HUGE ass bird.

This bird’s the size of a goddamn ceratosaurus.

[tyrantisterror]

Also, like, note the beautiful proportions of Marahute.

She’s not just a magnified eagle.  Her wings are much longer and wider than a real eagle’s would be, her legs thicker and longer with even bigger feet, her head proportionally smaller.  If you wanted to kaijufy an eagle, this is how you’d do it.  They knew they weren’t making a normal eagle here - this is a monstrous, marvelous eagle of impossible size, with proportions modified to make that enormous body still plausible as a flying creature.  Just a fantastical eagle monster, a divine beast.