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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Onion Nightmare
For your approval, what happens when you feed a wobbly line drawing to Google’s most recent machine learning freakout generator. Well, I didn’t need to sleep tonight anyway. But don’t take my word for it. Try your luck and tell us how it works for you.
Li’l Dancin’ Dud
Detail from a bigger thing I bailed on awhile ago. The caption is not autobiographical, I promise.
Redemption
Think about it.
Then think about it some more.
When you get to season 3, it really starts getting good. That’s when the uptight neighbors, the Richingtons, move next-door. Ha! They’re a riot!
read this observation that Amethyst’s line from Maximum Capacity could be foreshadowing (since we’ve seen SU use foreshadowing all the time) and it kinda makes me worried for the future tbh
OH MY GOD
THIS WAS FORESHADOWING LAPIS AND PERIDOT MOVING INTO THE BARN, THEY “MOVED IN NEXT DOOR” IN SEASON 3
REMEMBER WHEN WE THOUGHT THEY WERE A THREAT AND NOW THEY’RE JUST STEVEN’S GAY HIPPIE AUNTS I’M?????
And the SU-related moral here?
NO SUCH THING AS FILLER.
The Woot monkey and I have two things in common. We both have a disarming smile and we both scream when we fly.
In honor of the pile of shorts the Crewniverse dropped on us last night. And then we got cartoons!
NASA PEEPO.
Held captive in Nana’s garden. Please send help.
This piece is dedicated to two questionable individuals: @markiplier, who planted that damn Nanalan video in my head in the first place, but especially Dave, who, when he heard I was going to start doing art on Tumblr, gave me one piece of advice about fitting in which has kept me awake ever since: “Don’t try to be creepy, but keep being creepy.” To him, I say you’re getting at least half of what you asked for, you rotten bastard.
Another quick take "feeling my way through another person's talent" sketch. JR Williams' Out Our Way was the original "stick it to the fridge" newspaper cartoon. (taken from the Oct. 23, 1929 panel)
Well? What are YOU lookin’ at?
Stevonnie meets my life coach.
Sketchy Neil!
So it looks like I’m going to try and be some type of an artist again. In case you don’t know me personally, it would’ve been my degree years and years ago, but it turns out even community college art programs are prejudiced against students who don’t hand in all of their assignments. Go figure.
Anyway, just to keep things “tidy”, all of my fun pictures (and at least a few of my fanboy (well, let’s be real, fangeezer) inclinations) will be going up on Sketchy Neil!, your soon-to-be one-stop source for a man’s groping, grasping quest for artistic competence. Everything else (including the talky current events crap and all of the other stuff that makes you feel dumber just to think about it) stays on The Dunciad.
So those are the conditions going forward. Onward and upward! Or is it “back and to the left”?
So, that brings us up to this moment. Welcome back, and with a little luck this won’t be the last post here.
HARK!
THE DOVER BOYS!
THEN DORA MUST BE ALONE AND UNPROTECTED!
(continuing the mini-theme of mustached cads)
ONE PUNCH CONNIE
Inspired by the “Mindful Education” promo art, a memeified manga panel, and (mostly) loose talk from some Internet types.
The Master Is With Us Always
Shifting gears in tonight’s quick sketch time to a non-animated favorite, a ragged-but-somehow-right take on a character from a ragged-but-somehow-even-more-ragged film.
And yes, this doodle is a messy snarl, but so is the movie I pulled it out of. I refuse to feel guilty.
My Summerslam prediction for the new WWE Universal Title:
TIGER MILLIONAIRE OUTTA NOWHERE.
Reshared on my new art blog at the same moment they’re trying to put that belt on someone who didn’t automatically go on the shelf for six months on the same day he won the thing.
Dancing Bear
Another day in the life of my suddenly reactivated sketchbook. For those of you just joining us: Hi, I’m a grown man drawing a dancing bear that I grew up wtih. I’m not anybody’s dad, but I’m taking applications if you need a weird uncle.
Because getting hooked on Steven Universe this summer got me thinking about other fundamentally humane acts of television. Kukla, Fran and Ollie is a sentimental favorite. So are these sketching pencils, which I haven’t touched in a few years.
