Skide Humanist

Nanna, She/Her. Reblogs mostly dnd stuff and memes

[baddywronglegs]

[bakwaaas]

Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson) / @wholeheartedsuggestions / Jenny Slate / Euripides again

[winternaut]

Schemers table + Onion/Reductress headlines (Seekers, Soldiers)

[crystalcrossing-remade-deactiva]

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

[allegedly-human]

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

[byjove]

I hear this from a lot of women, friends, family members, online posts, they’ll talk about something their partner is repeatedly doing that is annoying, inconsiderate, irresponsible or straight up malicious and then be like “I don’t want to bring it up [AGAIN, OFTEN THEY’VE ALREADY ADDRESSED IT] because I don’t want to be a nagging wife/girlfriend.”

Are you afraid to confront him because you genuinely don’t want to bother him or potentially hurt his feelings or are you afraid to confront him because you know he thinks working with you on any issue is a chore and he will call you a ‘bitch’ under his breath? Generally, in my experience, the women I’ve known who were known for nagging were nagging because their dumbass husbands refused to do anything. They had to tell him to help clean out the garage or call his kids multiple times because the bastard was irresponsible and lazy and could not manage his own life and so his wife had to step in and she became the villain for it. Of course marriage isn’t always a 50/50, there are some marriages where the husband is generally (and not maliciously) forgetful/has ADHD and requires more direction from his wife, the difference is that he is grateful for the help and would not complain about her nagging to all his buddies.

You’re in no danger of becoming ‘the nagging girlfriend/wife’ if you have a good partner and you are attempting to communicate in a way that is constructive and helpful. If you find yourself HAVING to nag your partner, rethink the relationship. If he makes you feel like he perceived your feedback as a chore or an annoyance or a sign you’re not the perfect laid back cool girlfriend, fuck him! Not sexually, get that irresponsible manbaby out of your house.

[byjove]

On the other side, if you find yourself feeling irritated by every little thing your partner does, it’s just time to go.

[energyprison]

going back to videogames you played a ton as a kid is so funny cause your entire memory of it is of spending days and days on the first level of a game that turns out to be in total 5 hours long

[krippe90]

The security at Gävlebocken this year is crazy. They got fucking Spiderman out there, man...

[whitepeopletwitter]

[earhartsease]

okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile

[football-in-tuxedos]

How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus

[teaboot]

The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate

[waterandsilver]

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

[waterandsilver]

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

[lengthy-artery]

tshirt concept

[sakurabraches]

okay i know the point of contrasting glinda walking down the aisle to elphaba walking through the cages of Animals was probably a "lies in the light truth in the darkness" thing but there's a read of that choice that implies that, deep down, glinda finds heterosexual marriage as horrifying as elphaba finds Animals in cages, and that's just very, very funny

[dovebuffy92]

Credit: aveirarts on Instagram

[loveridden1999]

Florence Welch for Rolling Stone

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think the whole idea behind why dnd elves meditate for four hours instead of sleeping is so you can have someone in your party dedicated as the lookout all night but they’ve gotta justify that in the lore or whatever so all dnd elves are constantly reliving the past on loop instead of sleeping.

I think canonically the reason so many of them go out adventuring is so they can have interesting memories to go back to while they’re meditating.

Personally I like to believe that they do need sleep but they’ve gaslit themselves into thinking otherwise and the second one of them figures that out they’re going to finally be well rested for the first time in thousands of years and then they’ll have the energy to go conquer hell.

[oaky-dokey]

love the library. there's no risk. you can take out a book and go "wow this sucks" and just give it back. and when you do that you're still making the library's Number Go Up so you'll be able to roll the dice on even more books. all for the low low price of free/you already paid for it with your tax money so you might as well use it

[stillticksaway]

"I remember that perseverance is just masochism. It's not enough to stop me, though." Lucky Day by Chuck Tingle, page 128

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives