Birdie

she/they ♡ 22 y/o ♡ minors dni

[james-wilsons-mommymilkers]

I think we should have a second pride month in November for gay people who prefer cold weather

[blanketforcas]

@sheepstiel

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[skinniebirdie]

I want this hanging above my nonexistent fireplace

[energyprison]

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

[skinniebirdie]

I love Twilight, and I'm not apologizing to you or anybody.

[cognitohazardous]

well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

[skinniebirdie]

This is so Dean coded

[milfsisyphus]

[omgitskaii]

dean winchester in. a cardigan sweater

like subscribe comment and hit that bell

[skinniebirdie]

You didn't necessarily ask, but I still delivered.

[skinniebirdie]

Um...wtf? Arkansas, Louisiana, and now Texas are requiring schools K-12 to hang the TEN COMMANDMENTS in EVERY SINGLE CLASSROOM. And now pennies are obsolete. I feel like I'm living in a dystopian novel.

[lmaonade]

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

[toebeandada]

Yes, I'm older than you. Yes, I'm taller than you. Of course I can pick you up in my arms, silly. Yes, I have a responsible real world job. Yes, I like reading bedtime stories. Yes, yes, and knowing the names of all your stuffies. And no, I'm not afraid to put you in your place when it's needed. Hahaha yes sweetie, my voice is a lot deeper and calmer than yours, but your voice is like a song every time you speak. Yes, I'll help you with that, after you eat all your dinner. No, I really don't mind if you want to call me Dad while we (character limit reached)

[sandmandaddy69]

[skinniebirdie]

[skinniebirdie]

I HAVE BEEN SAYING "NAPOLEON ICECREAM" MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE. WHY THE FUCK...DID I THINK IT WAS NAPOLEON?! AND WHY DID NOBODY CORRECT ME!

[joeyclaire]

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

[joeyclaire]

[skinniebirdie]

Sam, Dean, and Cas.

Alternatively: Hannibal, Jack, and Will.

[crawfishcomic]

Hint

[skinniebirdie]

*heavy sigh* these bitches again

[infectiouspiss]

what if the new pope is problematic :/

[infectiouspiss]

omg what if the new pope is a proshipper o_o or- or a multifandom blog 0_0 or worse... a rpf truther eek >_<

[fearedfreak]

[infectiouspiss]

hey what what does this mean

[sailorsally]

uh. this

[castiel--for--king]

all roads lead back to supernatural

[spaghettinatural]

fuckin

what

[joeyclaire]

fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

[skinniebirdie]

Dean Winchester ghost wrote this

[pricesgirl-deactivated20250922]

Wanna write for them real bad :3

[pokeballvictim]

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety