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This post is literal perfection

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

goddamnshinyrock

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

fer8girl

lawful good vs chaotic good

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chaotic evil

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I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life

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showerthoughtsofficial

Even the most beautiful, the richest, and the most powerful people on the planet will occasionally have explosive diarrhea

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“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

preventive

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So, I drove up to a stop sign, and there were a bunch of farm animals fenced in by the road. I saw a goat staring at me and decided to record a video, but I forgot my CD was still playing.

It turned out to be a beautiful thing. XD

disgustinganimals

i just don’t get foreign films.

manticoreimaginary

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

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@unrepentantwarriorpriest

unrepentantwarriorpriest

You weren’t supposed to post pictures of me my love, lol.

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The gap between Tuesday and Friday always feels long as hell, but it is just as long as the gap between Friday and Monday, which always feels short as hell.