You can't trust the tap water.

Don't touch that dial now, we're just getting started.

[picunha]

the transition im crying

[cannastop-deactivated20240304]

[nonamehorse]

good for her

[flankout]

good for her

[catching-fire-in-the-wind]

[nyadversary]

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

[nyadversary]

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

[nyadversary]

i have terrible news about the economy

they raised the price of monster bang :(

[glitchgirlgasm]

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

[plumped-up-furrys-deactivated20]

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

[blackvelvetofnight]

love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood

[hell-enthusiast]

[1-4-1-8-0]

[insomninteniac]

But it's Thursday???

[1-4-1-8-0]

[gengarpng]

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

[gengarpng]

[internetwes]

no..... my dinks....

[stardial]

*unskrinkies you*

[homeboygirl]

im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

[benjaminbadger]

The funniest thing I have read tonight

[onlinebeast]

Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…

[onlinebeast]

[oneheadtoanother]

Y'all aren't ready for this conversation

[huffylemon]

[brbjellyfishing]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

[coughloop]

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

[fearthefuzzybear]

[chongoblog]

It's like getting anthrax in the mail

[solisaureus]

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

[weaver-z]

Collected my favorite post from each drug sub on reddit. I can't stop looking at these.

[weaver-z]

No other site does it like this

[niceinchnails]

why so celibate

-the jerker

[shizas-salad]

Why did this make me laugh

[niceinchnails]

Because my friend you have a jovial soul