The horrors are endless

but we stay silly

[foodnun-deactivated20140601]

i made this blog when i was 15 and and now im 12 wtf

[witchcrab-deactivated20180824]

waluigi and wario met on grindr and decided there wasnt a spark but they DID wanna team up to hustle some thematically similar plumbers at like golf and tennis and shit

[guayabaprince]

Nothing in canon contradicts this so

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly

[gothdolphin-deactivated20190409]

me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion

first response on a catholic forum:

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

The Roman Catholic church is the only Christian faith with any mettle.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

It’s not bread. It’s Jesus, dipshit. Next question.

[regrettablyjake]

It’s jesus, but also jesus’ body activates Celiac’s

[deathwarlock]

my enemies call me a bad printer the way I'm always jammin up their paper 100

[rigatonidanza]

Was there a reason you chose not to use the 💯 emoji?

[deathwarlock]

i thought the post could use a touch of homemade love

[cheaphalloweencostume]

shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

[ghoulgoon]

my partner and i are so enchanted by this post it’s become part of our living room decor

[wizardsisananimal]

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

[wizardsisananimal]

how it feels to finish a task 30 minutes before deadline

[coffee-and-cusswords]

LEAKED MORNING ROUTINE:

-i need to be held

-i’m fine

-i’m beyond saving

-we’re back

-it’s over

-swag city

[beardedmrbean]

[girlballs-archive]

CRICKET ON MY BOOB???

[kaminarider]

Cricket on your boob!!!

[girlballs-archive]

parappa you little scamp now is not the time

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

one of my favorite images rn

[the-zebra-dragon]

[tawny-frogmouth]

@todaysbird

[dogpuppy]

[lokh1]

no! that is NOT solid snake!

[d05-72314]

[punkjabi]

[bearforceone00]

#mynothing