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sprmint-bkgsoda

Ignorant fools/racists:

More white people are killed by cops that black people.

This guy:

Nope.

allcops

Clip ‘n save.

antifainternational

“You can stop saying that dumb shit.”

spacemiddenzz

i love how this guy laid out these facts and numbers with the same vibe as teaching a math class. amazing

picsthatmakeyougohmm

socialmaya

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

sylestial

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like... okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

new-bitch-who-dis

So the US Army started streaming again

vanragrag

the princess diaries was anne hathaway’s first movie and like can you imagine being in her place and just casually being told oh btw julie andrews is your co-star no pressure welcome to hollywood

amyraudenfeldsdonutshirt

I imagine it would feel something like this

a-lil-strawberry

that’s the plot of the movie

softcherry-bomb

the me that buys books and the me that reads them, are two different people.

phoenix

There are two wolves fighting inside all of us. The first wolf buys all the books. The second one also buys all the books. Wolves can’t read.

fritokal

Shit I want that on a t-shirt

thisistheglamorous-deactivated2

antique-scarecrow

this is it. this is the single funniest coronavirus meme. what the mcfuck

mens-rights-activia

ladyandtheghost

Also:

vampiregarageband

This is the gen z version of those apocalypse comics where everyone has their phones out

lamafeeling

Some of y’all really think racism in America looks like this:

When it really looks like this

lamafeeling

You are not exempt from racism just because your country’s version is not the same as ours

molothoo

Oh def reblogging this version

ayodreamcat

ruinedchildhood

chandlebing

You’re a stage five dumbass.

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Nice try, burglars.

sonneillonv-deactivated20220218

Y'all, I clicked through over forty terrible clickbait ads to figure out what the fuck was up with doorknobs and rubber bands. I am here, a scarred survivor, to tell you this bullshit is about keeping your kids' doors from latching so you don't wake them up from their nap if you check on them while they're asleep. That's it. That's all. Go and be free of the clickbait. Remember me fondly.