You held aloft the sword.

joe spooky, firm jellyfish nonbeliever 🇵🇸🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE!!! 🇵🇸🇵🇸

[prole-log]

[soncee]

Water tribe siblings !!!

[aisatsaa]

and the house learns to laugh again

[crabussy]

Do you have a LEAST favorite bicycle? One that was unkind to you? Is this possible?

all bicycles are born with kind souls but some of them are built for a person with proportions I have yet to see in the big wide world and trying to ride said bike is a lot like a brand new baby horse trying to figure out the whole "six long legs and a proboscis" thing on day 1

[crabussy]

I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE REST OF THE SENTENCE TO BE ABOUT HORSES INSTEAD OF BUTTERFLIES,

[crabussy]

you know what yeah this IS how it feels

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you @chiropteracupola no I get it

[wizardarchetypes]

I just got on the elevator with Maggie and some other guy I've never seen before in my entire life. None of us said anything getting on but he hit my floor button and then his. He just knew what floor we were going to. With such confidence. Said not a word.

[wizardarchetypes]

ohhhhhhh

[annabelle--cane]

I have a sick obsession with connecting to random unstable free public wifi. I am in the train station connecting to the fast food counter's wifi. I am at the bus stop connecting to the local university's eduroam despite having graduated from a different school over a calendar year ago. I am in the public park connecting to the library across the street's wifi, it has one bar and turns off every ninety seconds. I will die before turning on my mobile data.

[only-alter-idem]

gideon: i hate harrow because she doesn’t treat me like a human being

gideon when harrow tries to treat her like a human being: woah woah woah, stop this! you’re going to make the readers think we’re gay for each other. do you have brain damage.

[annabelle--cane]

what kind of levels do you have to be operating on to finally meet the woman you've been pen pals with for a decade, have her act like she doesn't know you in the slightest, and not even react? and also you have your bestie there (also her pen pal) to confirm that yes you're not making this up she's completely blanking you. there's "gracefully accepting rejection" and then there's whatever the hell camilla and palamedes were on at canaan house. girl, dulcie didn't tell cytherea about your relationship on purpose, that was supposed to be a red flag...

[pois0ncandy]

first base: psychosexual obsession

second base: torture

third base: holding hands

[pois0ncandy]

first base: psychosexual obsession

second base: torture

third base: holding hands

[chateauofmymind]

best kinds of characters either:

is/has been an active suicide risk

doesn’t or cannot consider suicide a real option and so is left with an inarticulable feeling of circling the drain

[dogpuppy]

[bakersfield-row]

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[normal-horoscopes]

[its-arson-time]

inside of you there are two intestines.

one of them is large, and the other is small.

[translatingpoststogerman]

es-ist-brandstiftungszeit

in dir sind zwei därme.

einer davon ist groß dick, und der andere ist klein dünn.

[vividciggy]

That was definitely Pyrrha's last cigarette

Bonus:

[nepenthean-sleep]

first few months of alectopause: damn can't wait until atn comes out

2023 alectopause: you know it's ok we can wait. i got some fics to write

2024 alectopause: here is 30,000 words on how john's characterization as emperor and lyctorhood interplays with colonialism, imperialism, sexual assault, and misogyny, featuring a full bibliography, a reading list, and peer reviewed by three mutuals

2025 alectopause: gideon would not fucking say that

2026 alectopause: what is everyone's blood pressure headcanons for the characters. i think harrow is orthostatic and gets a regular 90/50

[braunattatcher]

and then this is what i see right as i scroll..