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Isla Fòlais (eye-lah-faw-lish) - 36 - Incomprehensibly Scottish I draw nonsense. I make a banging Chana Masala. I recieve really freaky DMs from your Grandad.

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Another main character from 'A Swift Kick in the Pollocks,' Sgt Rebecca Forrest. The only police officer in the village and therefore, the whole of the Republic of Auchenbowfin. The country's government only keeps her around on the off-chance that someone actually commits a crime for the first time in over three centuries. There is that one guy who goes around kicking irritating people in their bits, but as long as he provides Becca with the evidence that they deserved it, it's all above board. Just because she's done precisely no work since getting the job, that doesn't mean she isn't busy. In fact, she's seemingly clocked in 24/7. Largely because the overtime pay funds her weekend gig. Turns out there's not a huge demand for Goregrind, Grundlecrash, or Post-manticore on this rural island.

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Archie here tried out for the game that I'll never actually make, 'A Swift Kick in the Pollocks.'

I think he forgot his lines.

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Look, I'm not saying I'll definitely make it. I'm not saying it'll be any good. But should I just download Unity already?

I have way too many ideas for this game in my head for somebody who can't code, knows nothing about computers, has never done any creative writing, and (as you can tell) can't draw.

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Spindafoe.

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The only Pokémon that matters.

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Jonathan Holmes imprisoned inside a hotel made of Jonathan Holmes.

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The main character from a silly little point-and-click adventure that I'll never make. (Computers are complete witchcraft to me.) He's a hitman, but since the little island nation he lives in is so peaceful, he only ever gets hired to kick mildly irritating people in the knackers. Also he's a mermaid (fish head, human body).