WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

[imminent-death-syndrome-deactiv]

When someone cites HuffPost, BuzzFeed, Jezebel

[tittily]

[skycomrade-blog]

82117:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

[pietromcximoff]

This was the best cosplay I’ve seen in a long time to be honest.

[turniptwonkwobbles-deactivated2]

I saw this with my own eyes. Yus.

[1xxdrifterzxx1]

Dude…that must be amazing.

[writteninsomnia]

It’s the rEAper.

[rosiegbaby]

i LOVE star war!!! PEW PEW, light saver! dark vader and luke skyscraper and obi 1 cannoli and r2b2 and 3pco and tobbaca.  i love star trek.

[blue-sky-sapphire]

[skycomrade-blog]

blue-sky-sapphire:

The Original Starters

Watercolour Pokémon by Nicholas Kole [behance], shared with permission.

[hawfstuff]

[skycomrade-blog]

dragondeviant:

jacknurse:

I actually liked Sudeki, though. Is that wrong?

RWBY is decent, well at least its soundtrack is definitely worth checking out. As for the rest your forgetting good stuff like Avatar (Korra is lumped in with it), Dexter’s Lab, Samurai Jack, Symbionic Titan, Megas XLR, Pacific Rim, Godzilla (2014), Kill Bill, Ronin, The Power Puff Girls, A Fist Full of Dollars (the spaghetti western remake of Yojimbo) and many more. Also don’t forget that Mass Effect’s art design was inspired by the terrible Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. You can’t pick out specifically crap just to make a point.

[shittywebcomics]

[durkin62]

Alright, I kinda like the new cyanide and happiness random generator. 

[skycomrade-blog]

what she said: I'm fine

what she meant: Stan had to spend 30 years in the house that his twin brother, his best friend, had built, spending every fucking night in the basement trying to fix his mistake. He spend 30 FUCKING YEARS living with the guilt of knowing that the only reason his brother was gone was because of him and he had no idea how to get him back because he was not the "smart" twin. He was the loser, the screw-up, the one everyone expected to fail high school and work at a salt water taffy shop, and he was there standing in front of an interdimensional broken portal with only one of the three needed journals and zero knowledge on how he was going to make it better and the constant reminder of their fight was fucking branded onto his back and it wasn't a tattoo like we thought this whole time and don't fucking touch me right now I'm not fine

[obviousplant]

New forms of payment.

[imagineyouricon]

Imagine your icon falling asleep in your arms and when they wake up they refuse to get up because they’re too comfortable.

[neoduskcomics]

Fandumb #72: Fun For Everyone (R.I.P. Mr. Iwata)

Updates Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Come find me on DeviantArt already. Seriously, you just have to click a button. I’m sorry, that sounded forceful.

[energyweapons]

“In the year 2077, after millennia of armed conflict, the destructive nature of man could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of nuclear fire and radiation. But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another bloody chapter of human history. For man had succeeded in destroying the world - but war, war never changes.”

[totallytransparent]

[radic0le]

Transparent Squidward (to clean up ur dirty ass blog)

[totgtotg-deactivated20200105]

Hey, we have to do something before this site gets raided by 4chan again. Let’s take them down once for all.

[bluemurderbunny]

i will now impersonate the mating call of the steven universe fan

*clears throat*

we

[wlefkwjndjaw-deactivated2025010]

are no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it

And if you ask me how I’m feeling Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up)

We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[nid--hogg]

And Steven!

[minionvoice]

Can You Guess Who These Minions Are?

Reblog With The Names Of The Four Minions Show Here For A Chance To Win a Trip To DisneyWorld!

[firelorcl]

pestilence, war, famine and death