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Molly | 20 | they/she

[myrrhemaid]

Presented by myself and @goodluckdetective without comment

[awindylife]

That. That is the entire high literature summed up. You just broke all man-written novels

[vivaciousarcanist]

[skydragon-princess]

So it says inbox you for your nsfw but before I do, do you post on it often?

stop messaging me I know who you are

[v3nice]

“Truth or dare?” “Dare.” “Order me a pizza.”

[sand-paper-dreams-blog]

I HAVE BEEN BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITIES

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[beepathan]

me, hetero person: hey whats up guys do you want to go get some food

my friends, gay: ??????

me: oh sorry i mean asgdhjdhs guys do you??? want some food??? lmao ashdjdjhs

my friends: oh! agshdjjshsj yeah lmao agshdj

[finalgirlb0ss]

SJSJDKEKSKDKEND SHUT UP

[dnald]

i can’t skfjfkf understand akdjfkf your accent? skdjfjfkfjg

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

it’s like i always say: fuck

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

[boganjunkrat-deactivated2017011]

it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you 

[thefaginogion]

perfect (bisexual)

[negrocops]

reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers

[ch-cago]

Teachers be like “I’m more than happy to accommodate students with mental illnesses or disabilities. I just don’t excuse any absences, offer extra credit, or accept late homework. Also my only office hours are off campus on the last full moon of every other month”

[unskinny]

Remember that reddit post that was going around several months ago about the dude who wanted an open relationship with his girlfriend because he wanted to date “hotter” women than his fat girlfriend but then when she agreed she was dating tons of hot guys and he couldn’t get a single woman to date him so he wanted to close the relationship because he thought it was unfair?

Sometimes I think about that and it gives me life.  

[silkarth]

Here it is. Shit’s glorious.

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[moonthymes]

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

[the-prolefeed]

Why do you think they deserve it

[bastardbisexual]

[luxlightly]

I find it ridiculous that we still use “Horsepower” as a unit of measurement in this day and age. It means nothing to me. I have no idea of how much power a horse has and I’m frankly terrified to even contemplate it. 

[afatlittledog]

me @ the demons that stand at the end of my bed:

it’s a lot warmer under the covers if you wanna come cuddle

[themixtrovert]

“i can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

okay

“you can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

not okay

[therepublicofrapunzel-deactivat]

Morality is not subjective. If the Bible says x is wrong, x is wrong whether you are a Christian or not. You’re not exempt from the truth because you don’t believe it.

[pishposh-haberdash]

Except if you’re not a Christian you don’t believe that the bible is truth so….

[therepublicofrapunzel-deactivat]

Yeah and if you’re colorblind you don’t think the sky is blue. 

The sky is blue whether you believe it or not. The Bible is true whether you believe it or not.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

The sky is actually black. You specifically perceive it as blue and a colorblind person may perceive it as orange or grey. A mantis shrimp sees it as colors that you cant even comprehend.

Your views =//= absolute truth

[lornagonigall]

[burningmanonacid-deactivated202]

My fave version of this post because of that gif omg

[stability]

[tamamita]

At least I finally know what Electoral college is after studying American civics

[pukicho]

Oh, you mean Uncle Sam’s rowdy fuck house of 1803?

[mysharona1987]

Never mind the “Who shot first?” stuff; THIS is the defining moment of the Han Solo character:

Everyone else was just like: “Oh, fuck: It’s Vader!” and standing around in shock and terror when Vader was revealed. Even Chewie.

Most people, I suspect, would have that reaction. 

Meanwhile, Han’s first reaction, instinctively, in less than a second, was to grab a gun and try to flat-out end the guy.

He failed, of course. But God Damn if you can’t appreciate the effort. 

[mandatheginger-deactivated20170]

Also, he grabs his girl’s hand. Not only is he going to end Vader, he’s going to do so while reassuring the woman he loves that this monster who tortured her won’t hurt her again as long as he’s there to do something about it.

[mysharona1987]

The point of this scene:

Han was nothing to Vader. Not really. Han was just a normal, average guy. Vader didn’t think too much of him. 

“I have superpowers; you don’t!”

But then: doesn’t Han show more love, affection, guts and courage in this moment than any Jedi warrior ever could? 

Thus, Vader is shown up.

[cumaeansibyl]

Attempting to kill an evil wizard with a regular gun is one of the most Han Solo things ever. I don’t think most people would even bother trying, because you can’t just shoot Darth Vader, right? Of course not. But Han’s gonna goddamn try it anyway.

[mysharona1987]

Yeah, basically’ Han tried.

Sometimes that’s all you can ever ask of someone. 

[kittykat8311]

Just one of many reasons I love this man

[deathpigeon]

With Han, you never have to wonder, “Why didn’t he just shoot them?” Whenever you’d think that, he shoots them.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Han Solo is a practical soul and if he’s got the chance to just shoot them he’s gonna take it

[morethanslightly]

#ironically this turned into a thesis on why han probably shot first