skye

🎸 not a minor

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[chickie-tenders]

I saw this on Pinterest and genuinely cannot find the artist who made this pls @/them in the comments if you know them

I just want to talk about the mastery behind the color choices and the scene it's referencing for a minute

Gun safety / one finger on the trigger, but a full hand pushing the gun away from him

The line of yellow up the length of his body and through his head tracing the line of the bullet but instead of it being red, instead of the blood he'd be spilling its almost like a spark. A lightbulb moment where he's realizing what he's about to do and he's pushing it away.

I'm honestly just in awe of this piece and I really love the choices that were made here

EDIT

The artist is @/likeafunerall on Twitter and Insta

[shelookedlikestarlight]

I’m fucking crying 😭

[thulium]

[cabalisticrevenant]

[dyke-pollinator]

God forbid women do anything

[wizardwinterwolf]

[bvckbiter]

“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…

[golfing34]

i never know how to caption stuff 😭

[themissingmango]

[maculategiraffe]

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

[cwicseolfor]

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[whenfatecollides]

Xena Warrior Princess 3.05 Gabrielle's hope

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

She dodged a bullet

[bogleech]

"you only deserve food and shelter if you contribute to society" says people living in countries where nobody's labor actually feeds or benefits their neighbors anymore but exclusively benefits the companies keeping the food and shelter behind the artificial paywalls

You're not nomads relying on each other to hunt and gather anymore, you're talking about stocking shelves for fucking wal marts

And even the oldest societies on earth all took care of the elderly or sick anyway

[caroline-vibecheck]

dudes will be like "if you don't Contribute To Society you don't get to live, that's the simple facts" meanwhile their job is like Marketing and Brand Development Specialist

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[hagihino]

[superboyprimed]

[renviary]

(platonic/familial) sketch dump from the past few days ive done for the twin todds au ibs: purpl3h00d over on twt😌we've been tormenting e/o w hcs