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I am so glad to realize that I am at the stage of puppy ownership where I am outside in a thunderstorm with an umbrella and still getting soaked because I’m holding it over a 4 month old pug who is taking his goddamn time choosing where to poop.

At Anthrohio when emceeing the dance comp I joked with a dancer that they needed to stop doing crowd work, that was the comedian’s domain. A member of the audience in the front row looked at me and said lowly “Yeah but where’s the comedian?”

Well fucking played.

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Dinner last night was chicken thighs smothered in onion gravy! Turned out well enough.

Simple recipe as follows:

Coat chicken thighs in salt and pepper, dredge in flour and set aside. Melt 2 tbsp of butter with 2 tbsp oil in skillet. Cut up an onion, mince some garlic (3 cloves). Fry chicken 4-5 minutes per side at medium high heat and remove, then put onion in for 4-5 minutes until soft.

While that’s going, take 3-3.5 tbsp flour and add in 1 tsp poultry seasoning, 1 tsp onion powder, 1 tsp garlic powder, 1/2 tsp paprika 1/4 tsp salt, 1/4 tsp pepper. If you want, add a little cayenne as well. Sprinkle over the onion then add 2 cups chicken broth and 1 cup milk or cream and stir up until flour dissolved.

Add chicken back in and bring to boil, then drop to low heat and simmer covered for about 20 minutes.

Serve with biscuits and some greens.

#food #recipies #cooking

Heading to court with our intern today. To date he has only seen me stalking around the office with a cup of coffee in poorly fitting polo shirts, muttering under my breath, so this is gonna be an education for him.

I take the dog out first thing in the mornings before work meaning at roughly 4:30- 5 am my neighbors hear “OH DID YOU DO A BIG POOP? SUCH A GOOD BOY! SUCH A HANDSOME GOOD BOY, DOING A BIG POOPIE! DOYAWANTATREAT? DO YA? TREATS FOR THE POOPIE KING!”

#dogs of tumblr #dogs #pets of tumblr #pets

I have a very nice neighbor. He’s a conservative, not MAGA but conservative, dude. Older retired contractor, pretty laid back. Very friendly, always willing to help folks. Just a good guy all around.

When I broke my hip he mowed difficult parts of our yard just because he knew it was hard for my spouse, who is tiny and could not easily maneuver the lawnmower up some of the steeper slopes. We didn’t have to ask, he just knew the situation and took it upon himself to help.

Today when I was outside mowing he slid through the bushes between our property and apologized for not cutting his grass lately. His explanation was there are flowers coming up and he doesn’t want to cut them because the bees need them to survive. He said since the environment is getting worse it’s important to protect them, and he’d try to make sure to cut around the edges as much as he could.

Of course he then said he believes the environment is getting worse because both parties of the government have conspired to poison the atmosphere with chem trails and pulled out his phone to show me the pictures he took of some particularly egregious ones.

But still, he cares about the bees.

#neighbors #conspiracy theories #bees #yard work

Heading to Anthrohio next weekend in Columbus? Well, I finally sat down and updated the calendar to list places you can catch the weird shit I do on stage while there!

https://www.lawyersandliquor.com/events/

#anthrohio #furry convention

What happens when a horse owner isn’t allowed to toss shade via racehorse names? Why, civil rights claim with issues of subject matter jurisdiction and res judicata of course!

Boozy’s Legal Funhouse is up below or on your podcast service of choice with Jamgotchian v. Ferraro - And They’re Off!

Join Boozy and the Certified Legal Layman, Alkali, for a discussion of preclusive acts, res judicata, civil rights actions, and the pettiest

#law #comedy #podcast #boozy’s legal funhouse

Join Boozy and the certified legal layman, Alkali, for a discussion of the law of Eminent Domain and Arby's with Kentucky v. PTL Warehousing, LLC in this episode of the Legal Funhouse!

It’s a discussion of shall provisions in statutes, the evidentiary value of a jury view in Eminent Domain, and why having the meats is not the same as having requisite knowledge of the facts!

Available on Buzzsprout or your podcast provider of choice!

#law #comedy #podcast #boozy’s legal funhouse #lawyers

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Early Access for Patreon Supporters is live now for the latest episode of Boozy's Legal Funhouse!

Join Boozy and the certified legal layman, Alkali, for a discussion of the law of Eminent Domain, views, jury trials, and when having the meats isn't the same as having the evidence with this discussion of a highway, a warehouse, and the Arby's Exception to the law in the case of Commonwealth of Kentucky v. PTL Warehousing, LLC, et. al. (Ky. App. 2021) Also: Time Traveling Lawyers and Facebook puts its foot down!

Case Materials Here.

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Good morning various social media outlets!

We’re gonna start the day with a little positivity. The world may be on fire, everything may seem worse than it was yesterday, but you’re still around and that fact has made someone smile. Keep your chin up.

At 5 PM Eastern Time it’ll be time to jump back in and finally finish the Ford Mustang as Boozy Gets Totally Bricked with Legos!

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