i am icarus☀watch me fly

We cannot control the winds, we can only adjust our sails.

[sargentsgf]

look i don’t know anything about the olympics but…

…mood.

[armandyke]

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

[legionoftuna]

Summer Triathlon: Don’t run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)

Winter Biathlon: I see you’ve been skiing for five miles now here’s your gun

[greelin]

i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another

[greelin]

to add to this: i was making breakfast this morning and i hear “hey milo! look who came to say hello!” and, expecting like, a moth or a frog or something of that nature, i turn and she’s holding a snake

[assassinationtipsforladies]

Yer ma’s a witch. Be nice to her

[as-warm-as-choco]

[me-and-my-beard]

HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE

[melaninmedicine]

The mom is so pissed

[gunzonyatmblr]

The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did

[rainbowbarnacle]

poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower

[madame-raccoon]

how the frick are those noises even real

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

i found the original facebook post, here are some facts:

the baby alpaca was only a week old

this is from a farm in wisconsin

what happened is: she was taking a dust bath and fell into a badger hole

what caught the farmer’s attention was the entire herd of alpacas surrounding the hole, which is about a mile out in the field

the poor girl was in the hole for hours and was entirely underground when they found her

people apparently use “city slicker” as an insult unironically, as evidenced by the comment section

[pokepokepokeyzone-blog-deactiva]

SQUANTO

[motel-hario]

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

[its-am-chan]

thanksgiving is a time to squanto

[brambles90]

Squantooooooooo

[lazyyogi]

People will do anything, no matter how absurd, in order to avoid facing their own souls.

Carl Jung

[undesirablenumberone]

Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs purveyors of aids to magical mischief-makers are proud to present…

[summerblueskiies]

good things will happen

[mementt0mori-deactivated2020051]

bitch when

[kushandwizdom]

I’d rather be loud in my truth than lose myself in the silence forced upon me by others.

olivia jade

(via kushandwizdom)

[wnq-quotes]

What am I here for? To listen to my soul.

Marina Tsvetaeva, Earthly Signs: Moscow Diaries, 1917 - 1922

Read more at wordsnquotes

(via wnq-writers)

[savannahlemur]

No No No! 🙀 Don’t take your hands. I feel so comfy. 💕🐊

[iwantcupcakes]

The Mermaid (2016).

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

what the hell

[unclebeanbag]

I need to watch this now. 

[megapuddi64]

it’s a hilarious film

[despicablewench]

[studthismuffin]

Bae for life

[lazyyogi]

The problem is not enjoyment, the problem is attachment.

Tilopa

[smalljewishgirl]

The idea that the Jews secretly control the world is laughable for so many reasons, but not least because the Talmud is what happened the last time Jews had a crack at making descisions that important and the Talmud is 6200 pages of inconclusive debate, contains digressions on topics like ‘how should girls go about removing hair during Passover?’ and ‘what does ‘dead’ really mean anyway?’, and is still being argued over 1500 years later.

[prokopetz]

How to tell a tabletop RPG thinks it’s hardcore:

[prokopetz]

How to tell a tabletop RPG thinks it’s hardcore AND it’s from the 1990s:

[manhood]