sorry about the mess

(they/them) bitter lesbian type, it's deeply embarassing that I'm still here

[okavara]

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

[bigblazecoffee]

The world during those 10 minutes when Egypt had a 2 goal lead

[alex-iwobi]

ronald never touching a world cup

[magpies-in-a-mischief]

[helenvaughans]

[helenvaughans]

happy father’s day!!!!!

[txttletale]

every time i watch some piece of media about how abused children need to put in the work to understand their poor put upon parents i think about the scene in the asoue netflix show where klaus is told his shitty boss had a terrible childhood and says "i'm having a very terrible childhood right now". like damn gottem pack it up we can stop doing this narrative in film and literature now

[brakingpoint]

i shouldn’t laugh. but i did.

[baldgonia]

betty cooper adderall addiction that gets brought up thrice max if you’re being generous is so funny because when jughead is being vulnerable about his alcoholism with her that could have been a potential place for the writers to once again reintroduce that as a concept but instead she’s like there’s only one thing im addicted to and it’s hunting people for sport 👍. entirely possible that betty thinks of adderall like it’s flintstones vitamins

[comraderoscoes]

“a girl’s guide to the world cup” … die.

[lanalangs]

starting to unlock my unbearable personality that arrives every four years for the world cup

[cryptic-symbols]

mountain goats litany for survival: I am gonna make it through this year it it kills me

mountain goats litany for divorce: hand in unlovable hand

mountain goats litany for justice: I’m gonna bribe the officials, I’m gonna kill all the judges

mountain goats litany for revenge: I will personally stab you in the eye with a foreign object

mountain goats litany for weird kid pride: wearing my lizard suit to the party

mountain goats litany for meeting word count: the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you and you are standing in the doorway

mountain goats litany against nonsense and also handball: I did not come to play handball

mountain goats litany against anti-intellectualism: I use the term advisedly according to Webster's 9th New Collegiate, definition 4b

amen

[lastparty]

pretty great for chris eccleston though

[theside-b]

[warriorprincesstramp]

olivia rodrigo was meant to lez out behind the scenes of her acclaimed indie rock band but her destiny was stolen from her by big disney channel

[blorbocedes]

shiv and roman don't sleep around with people in their social class of fellow billionaire nepo babies. kendall dated naomi who is basically his girlfailure version on paper. shiv with both nate and tom are men a social class below her who are strivers, and roman with tabitha (a fun time party girl who previously fucked around with both naomi and tom but ultimately isn't wife material in their circles, which is ironically why roman almost proposed) and gerri, a woman who worked her way into the highest levels of corporate but certainly not a billionaire or silver spoon.

shiv does flirt with billionaire mattson, same with roman and the fascist presidential hopeful but in both cases it's rooted from a place of wanting proximity to power than considering someone as a genuine romantic partner. if I had to guess why, I'd take a stab at that shiv would think she's better than others in her social class who are happy to coast on the family name while she works a real job in D.C., while roman is too full of self hate to stand someone in the same position in life.

anyways this train of thought was inspired by wondering which succession sibling would fuck hunter biden and its kendall roy whilst on crack

[mewwon]

i feel like we really don’t need a million pride flags. it gives hogwarts houses and sweatshop temu accessories. it gives sense of identity through consumerism. it gives those pic art avatars fuckk whatever they’re called from 2019. and most importantly its unchic