minsungisrealkids

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seungmin: were so in sync we finish each others...

hyunjin: homework

seungmin: bitch tf??

hyunjin, teary eyed: please I've been working on this for the pas-

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felix, listening to icy: hey, hey, hey!

changbin: yUHHH

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jisung: what's your favorite flower? mines tulips, because with out them you can't kiss! get it-

minho: there is one plant I admire. the venus flytrap.

jisung: ooh! why that one?

minho: because it attacks it's prey and then slowly and painfully consumes it.

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felix: yo minho, what do you call an alligator in a vest?

minho:

felix: an investigator! lmao get it? I'm so funny

minho: you are stupid.

minho, walking into his room: jisung do you know what an alligator in a vest is called?

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seungmin: woojin, you should play the role of my father!

woojin: i dont want to be your father...

seungmin: perfect!! you've already memorized some of the lines!

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jisung: I'm not stupid!!

woojin: you literally washed your pizza with soap when it fell on the floor

jisung: I needed to make sure the bacteria wasn't there anymore!!

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seungmin: tomorrow's garbage day

jeongin: wow! I can't believe they made a day after you!

seungmin:

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felix: so I heard you like bad boys

changbin: yeah, I do

felix: I'm not trying to brag, but today I didn't give my mom a goodbye kiss

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changbin: felix you really need to get new shoes

felix, walking outside with shoes with holes: I don't need any shoes!!!

changbin: why??

felix: because you're my sole-mate (((((((((((;

changbin: for fucks sake-

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jeongin, crying at 3am: c-chan felix keeps sending me a video of a creepy girl and it's scary!

chan: [looks at phone]

chan: I SWEAR TO GOD FELIX COULD YOU STOP SENDING JEONGIN VIDEOS OF THE HIT OR MISS GIRL

felix: i gUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH

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felix: why is it so hard for you to like me??

changbin: why do you make me hard

felix: