SLAMTARO

I am just a normal, straight male and I just want to live a peaceful life. Unfortunately, I must balance this with my overwhelming lust for Hamtaro and the Ham-Hams. This is my catharsis blog.

[buzzfeed]

[slamtaro69]

This blog is a joke but it continues to bubble over with sin

[mimideactivating-deactivated202]

sorry i couldn’t be the bad bitch hamtaro was

[thenatsdorf]

[axgl04]

[slamtaro69]

*sweats*

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

please stop saying snowball is hot. he’s not hot he’s a hamster

look at this. this is not a sexy man. this is, in fact, quite the opposite of sexy if i should say so myself

[slamtaro69]

Nah, he looks fine to me. Unf

[littlesweetiie]

[slamtaro69]

God I wish that were me

[slamtaro69]

Just to spend the 3-5 years of a ham-hams lifespan in holy matrimony... I would never take another lover

[slamtaro69]

I wonder if Hamtaro is looking at the moon right now

[doldrms]

casual reminder that hamtaro is actually my favorite thing

[slamtaro69]

I know what those hearts mean... Horny hamsters

[slamtaro69]

I'm gonna roll all of the ham-hams in a blanket and fuck up at their little hamster feet like some kind of crazy hamster foot-fetish burrito

[slamtaro69]

Fuckinh cockblocking little cunt!!!!

[slamtaro69]

There were so many good butt angles in Hamtaro episode 1. I’m spanked out

[slamtaro69]

IT'S THE HOT ONE!!!

[slamtaro69]

What I wouldn't give to be that sunflower seed

[slamtaro69]

That moment when you bond with someone over your lust for hamster ham

[slamtaro69]

I'm shaking hard

[slamtaro69]

I'm gonna rewatch hamtaro again. I need it in my life