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evil perverted sideblog. MDNI. extreme toxic yaoi that emits lethal doses of radiation. you have been warned; i am not responsible for any deaths or grievous injury. twt:feelingeggs

[slaps-eggs]

my dead dove haven :D

this is a sideblog to rb profic posts, indulge in nsft, and talk about ships with dark or taboo concepts. this includes shipcest/incest, abuse, torture, noncon, age gap, bigotry, and more. i don't engage in ship discourse. i also rb random stuff i don't really want to put on main, usually darker topics as well.

imagine most ships i ship in the most problematic, sexually violent, unhealthy, and/or toxic way ever, with a questionably low amount of mutual romantic feelings, if any at all. thats how i like 'em.

i draw. also i love asks. please send me asks.

[guiltfactory]

when he endures the sex but does not enjoy it

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

Saw this and thought of you

this is so real 🙂‍↕️😭

[slaps-eggs]

i like the blue guy

[psychotic-gerard]

i have understood so many things about online leftist culture by the fact that when i said "your local community has people you will morally and politically disagree with but you cannot lock them out of accessing any tangible service you’re organising" one of the tags responding said "this isn’t about proshippers in here you’re not welcome" like. folks. focus with me. some of us are homeless here.

[orchidvioletindigo]

There's a disconnect happening here because the primary function of social media for most casual users is to form a circle of friends around the usual things that friendships are built on: shared interests and lifestyles and ideas of what is important and what is unacceptable. When people are mainly doing leftism on social media, this encourages thinking of leftism as centered around establishing high-minded social clubs.

For anyone who still isn't getting it from someone who helps people IRL: There's a difference between whom you're helping to feed at the mealshare and whom you're choosing to hang out with for fun after the mealshare. You don't have to invite a hungry person with opinions you don't like to play board games with you, but you do have to help keep them from starving if you're serious about leftist organizing.

[trials-era-sam]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr reply with username blocked out reading: *volunteering at the soup kitchen, holding a bowl hesitantly to my chest* what do you think about age gaps in ships /End ID]

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[t4timekeeper]

yeah i just love it when a character is in an escapable torment nexus for a huge portion of their life and it defines every aspect of their existence forever. also whats cptsd

[valtsv]

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

[valtsv]

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

[slaps-eggs]

@l-p-fraise it's.... it's the RO spsc.........

[normalbrothers]

[doncdesole]

Still very much a wip. Need to fix red spy’s face and a whole lot of other stuff    

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[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

[elksewer]

[sixerstanley]

no! healthy brotherly relationship will kill the character! the patient needs a codependent, sexual, and romantic relationship with his brother to live!!!!!!!

[slaps-eggs]

it's important to me that the sex is never good.

[veliseraptor]

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

[evilvillain123456789]

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

[slaps-eggs]

[tragicwaif]

now let’s see him getting triggered during sex