Slasher Wine Aunt

Formerly Horror Wine Aunt- I was locked out of my account, so I'm back! Follow for lots of unhinged and horny slasher content.

[hyena-that-serves-cunt]

stockholm syndrome being a "rare psychological disorder" is some bullshit because I feel like it's very natural to watch a horror film and want to fuck him.

[theconcealedweapon]

[themorallibertine]

Deliver me from LL Bean.

[slasherwineaunt]

[viridiansunset]

Jackson Square

New Orleans

[nicostiel]

#time is not real

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

2025—

embrace the unknown

love openly

grieve rather than regret

show yourself kindness

[goryhorroor]

80s horror practical effects was that bitch. can’t outdo the doer

[twwowuvv]

clocking in for an eternal shift at the middle aged man crush factory

[necromilf]

[slasherwineaunt]

Do you think when Michael was driving back to Haddonfield, he listened to the radio?

Follow-up thought: it was 1978, and the Bee Gee’s were dominating the airwaves- Michael had to drive 2+ hours to Haddonfield listening to Stayin’ Alive.

[mobydyke]

no! therapy will kill the patient! they need to vaguepost on tumblr.com to live

[meddlemouf-deactivated20241224]

no. they need mouse bites to live.

[exquisink]

Imagine hating on me but i spend my free time maladaptive daydreaming about getting raw dogged by fictional men

[roadhogsbigbelly]

this isn't going to happen but it WOULD be very funny

[roadhogsbigbelly]

the prison abolition leaving my body when it's funny

[spicyyhobbits-deactivated202411]

If you vote Republican disrespectfully fuck off.

[daily-spooky]

[floridaboiler]

[daily-spooky]

[merv606]