►|| Cha-CHING!

[ Indie - Semi-Selective/Active ] penned by Sawako

[slashing-prices]

[[ ooc: ]]

Should I revive this blog after semester or leave her gone for good?

[oooy]

Mutuals send me a ❤️ & I'll compliment you.

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Message me with “Hey there little one” to interact with my muse as a child

[moretrashyrpmemes]

Touch Starved Meme

My muse is touch starved, send one for your muse to-

❤️ - Hug my muse from behind 👏 - Ruffle my muse’s hair ✋️ - Hold my muse’s hand 💪 - Pick my muse up 👆- playfully poke my muse ✍️ - Write something on my muse 💋 - Kiss my muse on the cheek 😏 - Playfully headbutt my muse 😝 - Lick my muse 😙 - Cover my muse in multiple kisses 🖐 - Give my muse a backrub 💤 - Cuddle up to my muse 😶 - Quietly lean against my muse 👃- Boop my muse on the nose ✊️- Playfully punch my muse 🙌 - Playfully shove my muse 😖 - Bury their face in my muse’s chest

[slashing-prices]

$--► “I’ve got an hour until the New Year...so is it too early to get drunk and crazy?”

[slashing-prices]

“I’m back! Winter break was so nice...shop’s officially open for business!”

[slashing-prices]

...Why are there laguz hairbrushes in your petting goods aisle?

$--► “Oh, hello! I know many of our transforming kind do like these special brushes! They’re nice and soft, they pull out knots in your hair and your fur nice and easy! You can’t go wrong! Would you like to try it?”

[sxrryiwasntfastenough-deactivat]

Get it off your chest. Send my muse an anonymous confession that's been bothering yours for a long time. I can't say anything...only publish.

[slashing-prices]

$--► “Alright, why is it that I can’t get anyone into my shop?! Is it Daisy?! Is it the prices?! I’m even having sales!”

[boxofrpmemes]

Give my muse a nickname!

Make it cute, embarrassing, or annoying- anything goes!

[slashing-prices]

royal-botanist replied to your post: $–► “Today on Leo Gets Offended Over Something...

YOU STOP

$--► “OH! Hello, darling! I didn’t see you there! May I get a kiss? I’ll give you a gold coin!”

[slashing-prices]

$--► “Today on Leo Gets Offended Over Something Stupid...”

[slashing-prices]

out:

I’m trying to add an animated sprite to my icons, and I have the frames, but I don’t have the software strong enough to try to implement it. I guess these will do for now.

[rpsentences]

SENTENCE STARTERS | FIRE EMBLEM 9 & 10

❝I’m going to save my people. If the rest of the world paints me as a beast to be reviled and hated, so be it.❞ ❝No! You can’t die, not in a place like this!❞ ❝My wounds… they’re nothing! They’re nothing compared to what my people have suffered!❞ ❝What’s insane about a person fighting for their country?❞ ❝Don’t you idealistic twits ever give up?!❞ ❝I hope you’re a strong swimmer…❞ ❝What were you thinking, taking on these bandits alone? That’s beyond reckless!❞ ❝We’re totally outclassed in this battle… This is insane.❞ ❝I thought you’d hesitate to fight me. I’m… a little surprised.❞ ❝You might actually stand a chance, if you strike quickly.❞ ❝Ahh… I’m dying… on an empty stomach…❞ ❝You let others do your dirty work while you run for safety. Looks like you’re running out of places to run…❞ ❝Where are my guards? Why do I have to be the one to fight?!❞ ❝You defeated me last time, but this time it’ll be different. Prepare yourself!❞ ❝Stand back! I won’t allow you to push yourself anymore!❞ ❝So, are we gonna help, or should we just stand here all day and twiddle our thumbs?❞ ❝Helping you would give me great joy.❞ ❝If you value your life, you will leave this place at once.❞ ❝I don’t know about others, but I can tell who you are. You have one heck of a stench.❞ ❝I cannot and will not allow you to spill blood upon our land!❞ ❝That’s the very last life you take. Your black heart has beat long enough.❞ ❝Don’t speak. Leave it all to me. You use all your strength to make sure that you survive.❞ ❝Please…do not lose yourself to hate.❞ ❝We both know that we should follow our hearts, even if it makes us traitors❞ ❝Would you really abandon us? What kind of man are you?!❞ ❝Why is it that authority figures are always so unwilling to let go of their power?❞ ❝Behold a true queen! YOUR queen!❞ ❝Live… No matter the pain… I will live!❞ ❝No matter the task, and no matter the odds, I can only succeed at it so long as you depend on me.❞ ❝What do you mean? This wound? Hardly—gnk!–worth noting…❞ ❝My, you’re looking even more dashing and handsome than usual!❞ ❝If you dive into battle with a conceited attitude, you’ll end up dead no matter what blood is in your veins!❞ ❝A single arrow, right between the eyes? Who else could make a shot like that~?❞ ❝My arrows will find you no matter where you run.❞ ❝Don’t move. You’ll tear the wound wide open.❞ ❝You were the only one who helped. That’s why you’re my friend. My…only friend.❞ ❝How convenient. I can end this farce right now. Surrender or die.❞ ❝Why wouldn’t I know the name of a cute guy/girl like you?!❞ ❝Can someone tell me why I always seem to pull the short straw?❞ ❝Though the price may be my life, I will never cooperate with you!❞ ❝I’m not deluded enough to think that I can beat you.❞ ❝Battles without rewards just aren’t my thing. It’s time for me to retreat~!❞ ❝You are a festering wound in the flesh of the world! Die, and let it heal!❞ ❝You’re a diamond, and other humans, mere glass beads.❞ ❝I swear you’d hit on a tree if I dressed it in a skirt.❞ ❝We are not done yet! We’ll continue to fight, kill, and crush our enemies!❞ ❝My…what a stupid speech…❞ ❝Ohhh… you are truly a banquet for the eyes as well as the… spirit. I’m quite overcome!❞ ❝How is it that anyone could risk a precious treasure like you in battle?❞ ❝Listen…Would you mind rejoining the enemy?❞ ❝The world simply could not bear to be without me. Your crude weapons have no force against true magnificence!❞ ❝Glad to see you’re still barely clinging to that last shred of sanity.❞ ❝You’re the one who agreed to guard me, so do your duty and obey your orders!❞ ❝I’m going to tear you apart, as I’ve been wanting to do for years.❞ ❝Wait… You want me to fight THAT? Are you insane?!❞ ❝Do not presume to understand me, you ridiculous boy/girl!❞ ❝I could never decide if you were more greedy or more corrupt. Stupid was never in the question, though.❞ ❝The only way for the weak to survive is to cling to the strong.❞ ❝A new girlfriend? Is she blind or something?❞ ❝Well, well… Look at this cute little thing.❞ ❝You’re not nearly as insensitive as the others say. Deep down, you’re a big softie.❞ ❝Ah, here comes the great strategist! Don’t be so shy. Come sit next to me.❞

[rpmernes-blog]

bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

[snarky-rp-memes]

Dead Girl Walking [Reprise] (Heathers) Lyric Sentence Starters

“I wanted someone strong who could protect me.”

“I let his anger fester and infect me.”

“His solution is a lie.”

“No one here deserves to die, except for me and the monster I created.”

“I’m a dead boy/girl walking.”

“And there’s your final bell.”

“It’s one more dance and then farewell.”

“_____ told me you just committed suicide!”

“Yeah, well, he/she’s wrong about a lot of things.”

“I threw together a lovely tribute, especially considering the short notice.”

“Step away from the bomb.”

“This little thing? I’d hardly call this a bomb.”

“The only place that _____ and ______ can get along is in heaven.”

“I wish your mom had been a little stronger.”

“I wish she stayed around a little longer.”

“I wish your dad were good!”

“I wish grown ups understood!”

“I wish we met before they convinced you life is war!”

“I wish you’d come with me!”

“I wish I had more TNT.”

[slashing-prices]

out:

 Inbox call~!