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ruby, miami

[mysillycomics]

[twiirlotus]

[everydaylouie]

clocking out

[thehummingbirdsmatter]

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

[fireheartedpup]

Question. Why are y'all doing this in March

[atsadi-shenanigans]

To make sure we get the meme jn the fridge to dethaw in time.

[orteil42]

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[felixisfruity]

this is my favourite thing ever

[category-five-autism-event]

Steven Universe

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[moghedien]

That picture of Lady Gaga as a child where she looks like a child pretending to be Lady Gaga means so much to me

[moghedien]

Like I’m so serious 😭

[orteil42]

am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

[orteil42]

they're on the twitter stealing my shit‼️

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

childaborting hips

[unfading-scrutiny-deactivated20]

[transcyberism]

Fully Informed Jury Association

FIJA is the premier educational organization dedicated to fully informing everyone of jurors' right of jury nullification.

^ Learn how jury nullification works and you too can make sure someone goes home!

[iftye]

stuck in a timeloop called i just have to get through this week

[tlirsgender]

Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year

[tlirsgender]

That's the thing about Doing Really Bad you kinda keep it to yourself. And then you start doing a little better & when you try to tell people this the vibe is like "what do you mean you were living in the sewer this whole time are you good?" while you're standing there like Yeah that's not the important part never mind that. I'm literally out of the sewer

[orteil42]

thinking about when i was a kid and a little stupid and i saw screenshots of then-upcoming The Sims 1 in a magazine and i thought "Cancer" on the create-a-sim screen meant you could give your characters illnesses and i was so hyped because wow how detailed is this thing? and then it turned out to be cancer as in the zodiac sign

[orteil42]

thinking about when i found SimEarth in a bargain bin in 2000 and thought this screen with the bird picture on the back of the box meant you could fully adjust what every species looks like and then it turned out it's really just a static picture

[orteil42]

thinking about when Spore was being announced and it seemed like it had an infinite level of detail from microorganisms to galaxies so with endless faith in my heart i somehow convinced myself it could eventually simulate anything and would be the last video game i'd ever need

[orteil42]

i have since learned to temper my expectations of Maxis games.

[scorpionlafemme]

[mangomybeloved]

source: IsabelUnraveled on Substack

you might disappoint people (and that's okay)

a case against people-pleasing

[in-libris-liberta-s-deactivated]

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

[iamnmbr3]

btw this is literally what goes down. it’s great. 

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

[elodieunderglass]

We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back