#incorrect avenger

[slavicshadownr]

Yelena: *Carrying all the groceries in both arms*

Kate: *Reaches out to help*

Yelena: *Switches all the groceries to one arm to holds Kate’s hand*

Kate: that’s not what I- ok

[betzabobababi]

Peter: *kicks the door down looking panicked* Peter: *proceeds to hide behind the couch* Tony: *whispers* What did you do? Peter: No-one got hurt and nobody died Tony: *iron-dad mode activated* WHAT TYPE OF ANSWER IS THAT?!?!?!?

[bisexual-chupacabra]

Y/N: Have you ever seen something that changed your life?

Nat: I saw you.

Y/N: Honestly, thats really great, but it makes this kinda awkward because I was going to show you a photo of Scott dressed up as a turkey on Thanksgiving for Cassie.

[madame-ree]

Tony: thanks for letting Morgan sit around while you listened to your lectures all day

Peter: it was good! we learnt so much

Tony: what did you learn today, Morgan?

Morgan: hey girl, whatcha doin? hey girl, where you goin? whos that girl? whos that girl?

Tony:

Peter:

Peter: it's jess

[slavicshadownr]

Steve: I don't know, we all just kind of thought you were dating... Clint: Why would you think that? Bruce: You always finish each other's sentences. Natasha, sighing: That's not romance, that's wanting to have the last word.

[slavicshadownr]

Phil: Agent Romanoff what are you doing? Natasha: Wrapping Barton’s desk in Saran Wrap. Phil: Uh why? Natasha: He stole my one of my knives. Phil: Couldn’t you have just taken it back? Natasha: I couldn’t find it so I removed all sharp objects from the office so he has to either unwrap it by hand or use my knife. He’s a dumbass so he’ll use my knife which is when I will steal it back and he is left to unwrap it by hand as punishment for stealing my knife in the first place. Phil: That is actually genius. Natasha: Yes. It is.

[slavicshadownr]

Clint: Coulson kicked me off the mission for good because I am apparently a "liability" and "reckless" and "Barton". Natasha: That’s just your name. Clint: Yeah but you didn't hear his tone.

[slavicshadownr]

Natasha: Tony does have a point.

Tony: Don’t agree with me, it makes me uncomfortable.