Horny Little Rodent

[machinot]

*clueless guy in 2006 voice* that iPhone? What a piece of junk. People are never gonna use a phone without a keyboard. I wish there was a way I could be a girl

[swagophile]

cartoon bully girl shoves me against a wall and goes "awww~ it thinks it's people~" but then i pull her aside and calmly inform her that i'm pretty sure i'm something else wearing the skin of a person and the more i describe it the more horrified and disgusted she becomes until finally she asks what i think i am underneath and i say. i dunno. but its probly something cool, right? and then she calls be a dweeb and shoves me against a wall again and asks me for lunch money. which i respond to with violent sobbing

[swagophile]

She started kicking me and hitting me hard because I made her mad and i said "STOP STOP YOU'RE DAMAGING MY VESSEL" and she got really mad and told me to stop saying that and saying i'm a person and i insisted i wasnt and told her she should unzip my clothes and she called me a pervert and hit me more but eventually she did out of sheer curiousity and my body deflated and a small fox squirmed out of the gaps and looked up at her and she was really confused but then she decided the most sound option was to ask the fox for lunch money instead to which i responded with violent sobbing (fox)

[swagophile]

Moral Of The Story: The Author Is Actually A Small Fox

[baradragon]

christianity being a real facet of peoples lives instead of something you grow out of is killing me what do you mean youre 19 and still believe that mission trips are a positive force in the world

[lunar-cat]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[dumbfucking-mutt]

[apocryphon-of-eden]

radlibs when small businesses underpay workers and re sell merchandise made with unfair labor practices : :)

radlibs when small business ai poster: >:(

[stateownedslut]

Sorry is it okay if I'm already an empty husk of a person with no life behind my eyes before you rape me?

[gazeldhazel]

won't somebody PLEASE think of how cis women will be affected by the splattering of a tranny's blood on their pretty pure body

[slavicsubway]

nobody talking about how much cis women are harmed by having to put so much effort into stabbing the tranny

[xenasaur]

wow, I wish there had been anybody to warn us about pedo panic being an inherently reactionary impulse that would end horribly. of course, there were all those trannies, but obviously they were just saying that cause they wanted to groom kids. I wish there had been a non-tranny to warn us all! then we could've listened!

[winged-void]

little miss normal didn't hear what the group was talking about because she hasn't stopped reminiscing internally about how good it felt when she successfully managed to say her joke at the right time to make everyone laugh 30 minutes ago

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[elodieunderglass]

Oh well none of my business

[toskarin]

how do you eat an orange?

eat the peel first, then the fruit

eat the fruit first, then the peel

Voting ended onApr 7, 2024

[sailatina3]

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[otherside-picnic]

signal boost!!!

[miraclemaya]

if you're fucked up enough even hugging someone can feel predatory

[winged-void]

PRINCESS TIP: GET REAL SCARED FOR NO REASON