The Story of My Life.

♥ Brianna | 28 | App State Alumna '16 ♥

[catchymemes]

[naslostcontrol]

Mutaz Essa Barshim and Gianmarco Tamberi decided to share the title in the men’s high jump.

[big-bad-bhardwaj]

I love this so much

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

hi please stop and watch this video of a baby raccoon herding goats

[iapislazuli]

ACCEPT ACCEPT ACCEPT

[crystalwaifu-deactivated2022122]

Biggest D you've ever had ?

Depression

[bunjywunjy]

Cursed fact about salmon sharks please 🥺

salmon sharks are small adorable relatives of the great white!

they do occasionally beach themselves, at which point they almost always get mistaken as “baby great whites” so if you see a clickbaity news article that goes LOCAL COUPLE RESCUES BABY GREAT WHITE FROM SANDBAR, chances are it was actually a salmon shark!

they can’t help it, they’re just babey.

[moonblossom]

[doggosource]

the range 

[toastbutteregg]

SO COLORFUL

it fascinates me that theres (probably) billions of species left undiscovered

[zoreta]

Here is an adult :)

The black-backed dwarf kingfisher is also very pretty!

[etchif]

[astonishedowl]

[ruinedchildhood]

Shrek (2001) 

[sensorygif]

sensory

[therealstara]

These are what the gifs are called i’m

[dualvoidanima]

‘everland’

[gay-irl]

gay😔irl

[dynamax--grookey]

[saint-batrick]

this is where i had to pause the show and SOB.

[brucebocchi]

i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic

[2006aesthetic]

i went looking for stuff on myspace and came across a ‘emo hate page’ and this was the only thing they had posted

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[artemisia-absinthium-x]

@icedcatte

[sickbrokenangel]

[sickbrokenangel]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

[meangirls2004]

legendary