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jailermoon

lana is on 2 something

lovethisfatcryptid

The way Zak yelling at empty rooms relaxes my brain enough to be able to sleep should be studied

vanilla-twiilight

#you know what #hell yeah

cctinsleybaxter

zak bagans fills me with such childlike glee and wonder- he's like the water horse

raybundo-blogs

I’ve heard that the general consensus amongst viewers of Ghost Adventures is that Zak Bagans needs to have sex with a man but he doesn’t know it yet. I speculate that that man is Jensen Ackles.

Zack has said in interviews that dating is almost impossible for him, due to the succubus he believes is haunting him. He claims that when he brings women home, they are attacked (physically and emotionally) by the spirit and he cannot maintain these relationships.

But Jensen Ackles wants to get haunted by a real ghost sooooooooooo bad. And they BOTH wanna be Dean Winchester SOOOOO BAAAAD. So like. What if Jensen just fucks Zack. I feel like that would solve everyone’s problems. And Jensen’s wife would be so into it, she would be like, filming it and directing it. She’d be like “yeah babe that’s good, grab the headboard” and then Jensen would say something homophobic and Zack would cum furiously and then Jensen would get possessed by a demon and then they all high five and release the sex tape as the next episode of the SPN spinoff or whatever.