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Developer of Videos and Videos that are Games. Expert of Sand Whale and Me. Inhaler of Oxygen. ~All opinions are my own. (She/They)

[nflstreet]

#yougotfucked👀

[livecharliekirkreaction]

[nflstreet]

well somoene had to fuck her

[zeelatunes]

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

[bigbigtruck]

quotes taken from the source

(the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

come back to me most perfect of comics

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[enron-intern-1998]

I scheduled this post 364 days ago and squinted at it at least once each day from then until now the day of anniversary when I share my experience with you, personally.

[renousim]

wyd after smoking this

[yrakenveitbluther-deactivated20]

[teaboot]

I just noticed my darling baby boy (cat) sitting in his little loft bed about 5 inches away from the most delightful sunbeam, so I scooted it into the sunlight for him and he looked me with the biggest widest expression. I don’t think he knew that was an option. I think I just blew his whole little mind

[teaboot]

^guy who didn’t know I could do that

[roostingwindow]

Hi I hope you like Ollie. He took me several days

[teaboot]

HOLY SHIT MY BOY

[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

[chryza]

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

[bippysaurus-rex]

I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.

[letmebegaytodd]

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I see that "learned helplessness" is the hot new psychological term getting wildly misused. the phrase you're looking for is "weaponized incompetence," babes

[felix24601]

these are two different things

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

[gutsandeverythingg]

i wish there was some kind of picture featuring a wolf and a lamb/bunny and it would be some sort of metaphore. like i just think it would be badass but i,m probably alone in this niche. nobody likes this

[gutsandeverythingg]

im probably fucked in the head

[chaifootsteps]

[sagacious-sdaughter]

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

[crimewave420]

Can you please share that melee gif with the 'un-bisexual' shirt when you have the chance? Thanks man

[memorycycle]

their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son