#yougotfucked👀
well somoene had to fuck her
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RMH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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cherry valley forever
Not today Justin
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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#yougotfucked👀
well somoene had to fuck her
how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore
quotes taken from the source
(the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)
come back to me most perfect of comics
Hello bisexual community
Begin killing
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.
I scheduled this post 364 days ago and squinted at it at least once each day from then until now the day of anniversary when I share my experience with you, personally.
wyd after smoking this
I just noticed my darling baby boy (cat) sitting in his little loft bed about 5 inches away from the most delightful sunbeam, so I scooted it into the sunlight for him and he looked me with the biggest widest expression. I don’t think he knew that was an option. I think I just blew his whole little mind
^guy who didn’t know I could do that
Hi I hope you like Ollie. He took me several days
HOLY SHIT MY BOY
Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding
I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT
I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.
*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*
“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that
“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that
“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story
“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do
at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show
"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"
I see that "learned helplessness" is the hot new psychological term getting wildly misused. the phrase you're looking for is "weaponized incompetence," babes
these are two different things
i wish there was some kind of picture featuring a wolf and a lamb/bunny and it would be some sort of metaphore. like i just think it would be badass but i,m probably alone in this niche. nobody likes this
im probably fucked in the head
"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"
Can you please share that melee gif with the 'un-bisexual' shirt when you have the chance? Thanks man
their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son