Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History

Loud and obnoxious with a dash of giggly and a smidge funny - I've been fortunate enough to be a part of some of TV's best (Breaking Bad, Veronica Mars, Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23) and some big screen roles as well. Proud animal advocate and...

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Krysten Ritter

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Krysten Ritter

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Strip Tease || Bill & Krysten

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When Bill received the text from Krysten he was still cleaning his teeth, the last of his getting ready.  He had no idea what she had planned for them, so he had opted for a nice pair of jeans and a clinging, long-sleeved, v-neck shirt.  Quickly giving a last brush he rinsed his mouth, drying his face and doing one last check in the mirror.  NIce clothes, a hint of cologne, fresh breath, and slicked back hair.  He was ready.  All except one last thing.

He couldn’t help it.  When he had joked about the giant teddy and she had actually sounded excited he was unable to resist going out and purchasing one for her.  So, ensuring that his keys, phone and wallet were all in his pockets he bypassed his bedroom where he had been storing the toy.  He heard a honk from outside, knowing that she was growing impatient and rolling his eyes he made his way out of the house.

"Hold your horses girl, I had to get you your new friend.  Even if I lose space in the bed," he said as he approached her car, grinning widely and moving to shove the present in the back of her car before clambering in the passenger seat.  "Happy Valentine’s sugarplum."

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It was him she noticed first, strolling across the yard as casual as could be as if she wasn't trying to hurry him along. If he hadn't looked like he did she might have been forced to give him a hard time, but she was too busy gawking and reveling in her own good fortune.

It was only when he pulled the car door open and she was greeted first with the giant teddy eyes when the interior light flashed on that she let out an excited squel. Lifting her hands from the steering wheel to give the bear a squeeze before she stuffed it over the console "Boobear" she threw up her hands in delight "you shouldn't have!" she exclaimed, cupping his face with both hands and planting a firm kiss on his lips "You totally should have" she added with a whisper and a wink, glancing to the rearview mirror to sneak a peek at her newest cuddle buddy. "Now I have a friend when you're away." she joked, putting her hands back on the wheel and wiggling her brow at him "You ready?" she teased, not waiting for an answer before she did a quick shoulder check and eased the car back into traffic "I hope you brought plenty of singles."

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Ringing the New Year || Bill & Krys

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Bill allowed himself to get drawn deeper into the kiss, getting lost in her scent and feel.  If anyone had told him he would meet someone while here purely by chance, he probably would have laughed at them.  He hadn’t been looking for love at all when he first arrived at Silver Lake’s doorstep, but now he wouldn’t have things any other way.

"Well that’s a damn shame, isn’t it?  I guess we’ll have to rectify that," he said, taking her hand and allowing her to pull him up.  Once he was upright he pulled his phone out of his pants pocket, searching for a decent song.  Then he very carefully put it down where it wouldn’t be knocked and pulled her against him, swaying her gently.  "Perfect."

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"Sure the hell is." she nodded with a playful grin while she waited for him to find an appropriate song on his phone, smiling when he tugged her into him and slipping her arms over his shoulders, inching closer so her body was flush against his as she rested her chin on his shoulder, mumbling a content "Mmhhmm" of agreement as the began their slow rhythm with the music from his phone. 

She fell silent, quietly relishing in the moment, for a couple minutes before placing a kiss just below his ear and leaning back just enough to to flash him a soft smile "Thanks for this" she said in a rare serious moment "you never cease to surprise me" she added, her usual smirk slowly returning as she leaned her forehead against his "Don't stop."

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Krysten Ritter for Design Bureau Magazine photographed by Noah Kalina

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Krysten Ritter

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Krysten Ritter

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Strip Tease || Bill & Krysten

She pulled up outside his place, coasting into the driveway and sending him a quick text to let him know she'd arrived. Taking advantage of the couple moments she'd have, she double checked her lipstick in the mirror on the underside of her visor, touching it up while she waited. 

The two of them rarely did what was expected and that was part of what she adored about him - he was always willing to try something new and take a chance, no matter how ridiculous the idea might sound. She never didn't have fun when she was with him, which was great except it meant she couldn't really get enough of him. It also meant she had to think outside the box a little when it came to ways she could surprise him on Valentine's Day, but she thought she'd come up with the perfect way and she couldn't help but dance around a little in her seat as the anticipation and excitement grew as their night was set to begin. Growing impatient, she tapped on the horn, hoping to hurry him along. billskarsy

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Ringing the New Year || Bill & Krys

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"Don’t I know it," he smirked, wriggling his eyebrows at her.  Bill may have been a party boy, but right now he couldn’t think of any better way to spend New Year’s Eve.  This had to be the perfect way to bring in a new year, sitting on the Hollywood sign with a pretty girl that may have just charmed the pants off him and worked her way into his heart.  

He could see out of the corner of his eye the way she tried to reach out and grab at the fireworks and he grinned to himself, watching the bursts of colour as they exploded and fizzled their way across the horizon.  Somewhere below all of LA was celebrating this very moment, and when Krysten held out the bottle, he took it from her and gulped down a mouthful.  ”Well shucks, I’m glad to have your approval,” he murmured, turning to face her and cupping her chin between his fingers he leant in and kissed her.  ”Happy New Year Krys.”

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She smiled wider when he lifted her chin, pressing her lips back to his, sliding her hand around to back of her neck to tug him closer, deepening the kiss before he broke away. "Happy New Year." she whispered back. When she'd returned to Silver Lake she certainly hadn't anticipated meeting someone so soon, but she'd been taken with him from the moment they'd meant, and she couldn't imagine anywhere else she'd rather be.

She looked back to the horizon when the sky exploded with a sea of color and watched as the fireworks grande finale flickered out and faded against the dark sky. "You know." she said, taking the bottle from him and downing another gulp before pushing herself up to her feet, careful not to step on the bottom of her dress despite the roominess of the platform of the sign. "We didn't stick around the party long enough for me to get a dance." she grinned teasingly, holding out her hand to help him up.

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I sure did, in fact I’m practically giddy! True-dat, cause seriously, anyone who doesn’t fucking love Seth has no business even existing.

       I'm gonna go with the eclectic, bad-ass broette who’s gonna fucking kill it as Jessica Jones. Do I win something awesome…gimme gimme?

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I can't argue with that and even if I could, I wouldn't. He's radtastic - I hope you two are already in cahhots to a follow up Frogen film. 

Oh, you are smart. Or just a kiss ass. Either way, I like you! You my friend, are getting a tin of my homemade Valentine's cookies. Course, you probably wanna make sure you're high as hell when you eat them.

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{text}: So the dreaded V-Day is fast approaching and you know how I feel about oh-so-typical chocolates and teddy bears (though, if you're considering chocolate, may I suggest L'Artisan du Chocolat over on 1st Street?), so I had an idea but you have to let it be a surprise. You up for the challenge, boo-bear?

[text] So I should return the 1000 roses and giant teddy bear I ordered for you then? And you know I’m up for the challenge sugarcakes.  I’m at your mercy.

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{text}: I’m inside your head, cuddlebear. You’re screwed now! 

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[text]: ….well then I guess there’s no use hiding all the different things I imagine you doing.

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{text}: Maybe not, but you might want to make a list. You know, just so we don't miss anything ;)

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thank god for the BrBa actors to ease the pain of their characters

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