don't make me cry on you

[micull-deactivated20130514]

THERES NOTHING LOL ABOUT RIP

[kickloop]

okay hear me out

a magical girl anime

but with moms instead

[stormoftheeast-deactivated20181]

[raisnutheraichu]

I have a mighty need.

[oolongearlgrey]

Plot Twist: the main villain is ALSO a mom

“A woman must be strong to protect that which she holds most dear…” 

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

What if their kids are best friends who go to the same school?

[intet-the-dreamer-deactivated20]

Imagine the PTA meetings

[valorousowl]

fite me helen

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if pooping was a social activity, like eating or drinking coffee.

[sadopossum]

In Ancient Greece, it was. There were public baths, along with public bathrooms, and you could just have a conversation while taking a shit.

[sleepingpurplecat]

Thoughts on self worth

I was bored and looking around the Internet, so I thought of something to say. I think the entire idea behind body positivity has been lost,at least by a large majority of people. The whole idea should be,in my opinion,to be happy and healthy with what you have,which doesn't seem to the general consensus covering weight. If you want to be thin, or if you're thin but not by choice then that is your decision or that is your life. If people insult you,you don't have retort,just ignore them. The exact same goes for those over weight(myself included)why give a fuck what people think. That's not to say attack people who are different to you, but to enable people to live happily and healthily, and if you are grossly over or under weight you aren't healthy so for your sake,not anyone else's try to better your lifestyle.I'm sure I may have offended someone,but then again,it's my opinion,and I don't have to listen to your opinion of it.

[marci1900]

[cyberneticpredacat-archive]

[wootn]

When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

[sleepingpurplecat]

Somebody hug me,then stab me at the same time. I'm so done with life. (Sunset from Mussoorie,India)

[shallow-feelings]

Find someone that makes you laugh as hard as they make you cum

(via itcuddles)

[alfred-f-jones-world-hero]

AS A PILOT SEES THE WORLD......

A Lake in Pomerania, Poland

Amsterdam

Athens

Bac Son Valley, Vietnam

Barcelona

Bern

Cape Town

Central Park, New York City

Chicago

Dubai

Dubrovnik

Giza Pyramids, Egypt

Mali, Maldives

Mangroves in New Caledonia

Marina Bay, Dubai

Maze at Longleat, England

Meskendir Valley, Turkey

Mexico City

Moscow

Namib Desert, Namibia

Niagara Falls, U.S.A.

Paris

Rio de Janeiro

Seattle

Shanghai

Terraced Rice Fields, China

Tulip Fields, The Netherlands

Vancouver

Vatican City

Venice

[xo-ngocngo]

too beautiful not to

[skinnyasianguy-deactivated20160]

Go big or go home 

[discover-tenthousand]

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

[mxsentienthouseplant]

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

[hoechlaura]

[craigtuckermotherfcker-blog]

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

[bnuyboy]

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

[holdingintightly-deactivated202]

Story of my life

[xxgoldie12xx]

that’s a first.

[starshinethecat1]

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

[fauxboy-deactivated20180609]

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

[jagged-fragments]

Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.

[awildofnothing]

Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.

[sharkchunks]

I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:

[taxicabtrinity-deactivated20150]

THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

[pajama-pangolin-blog]

OH MY GOD THAT IS HORRIFIC

[tinnyhouse]

hahaha

[opiggynukkao]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

[silencedrowns]

I can’t remember the last time I actually laughed this hard at something on tumblr. Oh my shit.

[hanninope]

ZOO-LOGICALLY IMPROBABLE DOESNT FUCKING COVER IT

[handful-ofdust]

I’ve reblogged this before, but not with the lion attached. OH GOD THAT LION

[alexdallymacfarlane-blog-blog]

IT’S BACK WITH THE ACTUAL ANIMAL

AHHHHHH

[lesbianlegbreaker]

Oh god, I recognize that lion.

It’s mentioned in Still Life:Adventures in Taxidermy by Melissa Milgrom (which I recommend).

[psychosomaticcataracts-deactiva]

This reminds me of that meme cat that’s like “how you feel when you’re wearing socks and step in water” that I spent 15 minutes trying to find a picture of on the internet but cannot.  

[n8vdragon-deactivated20171101]

[deactivecat-deactivated20160925]

WHAT SORT OF CRACKPOTS ARE DOING TAXIDERMY THESE DAYS

[accomplishmenthunter-blog]

im fuckin hilarious tbh

[bang]

everyone reblog this now

[azuzu27]

Life Lessons from Adventure Time.

[armband4prez]

How is this even a kid’s show

[crrocs]

[thunderasses-deactivated2014121]

This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

[art-tension]

The little problems of famous monsters

When the famous monsters, from Cthulhu to Godzilla, reveal their little everyday problems in adorable illustrations designed by Teo Zirinis, aka HandsOffMyDinosaur.

Source:ufunk