Dazai: Do you ever feel like kissing the enemy?
Yosano: Don’t you already do that?
Dazai: Yeah but I’m asking if you ever feel like it!
Yosano: Yes, me and Kōyō are literally dating. Any other question?
Dazai: Do you think Kōyō would kill me if I stole Chuuya?
Yosano: …Dazai what did you do…
*At Dazai’s apartment*
Chuuya slowly waking up: ugh, huh, WHERE TF AM I???












