Obey Me! Characters Ranked Based on How Stinky They Are
Please don't take this too seriously, this is just some random shit my friend and I concocted š. They're also just headcanons.
I'm not caught up to the main story, so Mephisto, Raphael, and Thirteen aren't included here.
12. Leviathan
He stays holed up in his room for days at a time. I imagine he smells like cheese balls, hair grease, and just plain body odor. You'd have to tape a picture of Ruri-chan on a shampoo bottle to get him to step in the shower. Remember how in cartoons, if someone was really smelly, they'd be surrounded with some sort of green gas? Yeah, that's him.
11. Belphegor
I just know he goes days on end without bathing a few times a month. When he does take a shower, I feel like he has a habit of forgetting to wash his ass from time to time for some reason šš. Skid marks galore āØļø.
10. Beelzebub
I love him but c'mon. He constantly smells of burger grease. And also sweat and body odor too because he works out and does various sports. Also, that breath š¤¢.
9. Solomon
There's just something about him. Maybe it's the age, maybe it's the magic, but he's just dusty. Like you inhale his scent and get this urge to cough because he's just DUSTY. I don't know how to describe it š. His bad cooking also contributes to this too.
8. Mammon
I know he probably has some designer tier cologne, but there's this feeling I get from him that makes me think he wears cheap perfume. I don't wanna do him dirty, but he also looks like he uses a shit ton of axe. The smell of money probably rubs off on him too, so he also smells like pennies.
7. Asmodeus
I understand that he has taste and, in concept, he should smell good. He does! BUT IT'S JUST TOO MUCH. Asmo probably douses himself with perfumes and colognes. You can smell him from a mile away. Being in his proximity is like walking into a Bath and Body Works.
6. Barbatos
Very neutral. For the most part, he smells like nothing, except for the faint scent of clean laundry.
5. Luke
Baby powder.
4. Satan
Smells of old books but in a good way. He seems like the type that wouldn't go out of his way to purchase a perfume or cologne. I imagine that he only uses any sort of fragrance when he's given one as a gift. They're always something tasteful and pleasant.
3. Lucifer
Not surprising at all. He's a very clean and well-groomed person. Owns nice cologne as well but doesn't use too much of it like Asmo. With his work life, he also smells like coffee.
2. Diavolo
Expensive. Similar to Lucifer, he uses a decent amount to make himself smell good, but it's not suffocating. I put him a step above Lucifer just because his scent isn't as intimidating. His scent would have a similar energy, but he'd be more warm <3. (My friend said that she thinks he smells like play-doh, but I don't see it šæ.)
1. Simeon
Angelic. Overall, he just smells clean, fresh, and relaxing. Hugging him would be the ultimate life goal, just to get a little whiff š©. She also said he could smell like ambrosia or something. Like he smells like whatever your favorite scent is.
