you wanna save the corn nuts?

Britt // 30 something mom // erstwhile 1d shitposter @harrystylescrustache // whineosaur & yolojackets_ on Twitter // bribitribbit on ao3 // irl married to @lliveonthesunn and I’m NOT normal about it // buck sun eddie moon maddie rising // Lottie cult evangelist

[whineosaur]

we are watching X-men first class and when it started I had to look at kid and say “ok so do you remember our conversation about adolf hitler”

[gayeddies]

New Girl 5x21-5x22 vs. 9-1-1 8x11

[shinytarountula]

Everyone wants a milf but nobody wants “😂” in their sexting make up your mindssss

[space-bakery]

here is a strike beneath your knees

shane/ilya • m • oneshot • 2.8k • tlg canon divergence • cw internalised homophobia, slurs • shane + ilya pov

Shane fixed his gaze down the side of the house, though he couldn’t see Ilya from this far away. Your husband. Him to me. Scott Hunter standing in his yard calling Ilya his husband. Black waves at the edges of his vision.

[whineosaur]

I’m ending summer strong. Tomorrow is the first day back for staff. Wife took child away for like four hours. Meanwhile at home I jerked off four times including with my brand new butt plug, took a nap, got extra stoned, and took a shower. Then my wife brought me home McDonald’s apple pies. But also I did accidentally put deodorant on my face #overachiever #extranicesmelling

[whineosaur]

Idk yall have you guys ever thought about how childhood seems to be getting shorter, do you think it’s because the sooner you’re no longer an adult the easier it is to capitalize on you. Like the culture has perpetuated this message that consumerism and consumption seem as if it is the very reason for living, you’re a kid, your parents are too exhausted from trying to make the money, but they want the money so bad and you don’t know what money is but you know you want it too

[911onabcbts]

The ship ‘Buddie’ with main characters Buck and Eddie has been the third biggest ship on AO3 (this is only unlocked fics!) from July 2025 to July 2026.

They’re the only 9-1-1 ship in the top 100.

[sahlofolina]

another night where people who just wanted to celebrate being their authentic selves ended up running for their lives instead. several people in berlin have been injured after a van drove straight into a crowd at one of europe's largest pride events. every time something like this happens, whether we know the motive yet or not, it reminds me how fragile queer joy can feel. our celebrations, our joy and jubilation and pride, can turn into emergency scenes in an instant. sending so much love to queer people in berlin tonight

[slipping-into-madness]

[thaumbody]

Here's a source for the analysis, but it probably is not the source.

Labor share of income hits record low as corporate profits soar

Workers’ share of US economic output has fallen to its lowest level since the government began keeping records in 1947, according to data th

Some points of interest:

Corporate profits are soaring. After taxes, they now take 12.3 percent of national output, far above their postwar average of 7.3 percent.

Adjusted for inflation, hourly wages have risen 3 percent since the end of 2019, Ip noted. Corporate profits over the same period have risen 50 percent.

The Economic Policy Institute calculates that since 1979 the productivity of American workers has grown 90 percent while the pay of the typical worker has grown 33 percent. Had wages tracked output, the average worker would earn $16.40 more an hour today.

The profits are concentrated among the largest corporations. Earnings at the 500 biggest US firms rose 28 percent in the first quarter from a year earlier, the fastest pace since 2021, and their profit margins reached 14.8 percent. The seven technology giants known as the “Magnificent 7”—Apple, Microsoft, Nvidia, Alphabet, Amazon, Meta and Tesla—grew their profits 63 percent.

In the United States, the richest 1 percent of households hold 31.7 percent of all wealth. The bottom half hold barely 2.5 percent.

[whineosaur]

Teaching your child bodily autonomy is all fun and games until you want them to shower more frequently or to stop cutting chunks of their hair off. And like how am I supposed to argue against “it’s my body”

[fractally]

God okay re-reading it because my mutuals are geniuses and I'm so obsessed with Hollanov's cringe loser Christmas that precedes the boxing day fight

Shane being an asshole

Ilya being an asshole

Shane being an asshole

Five seconds of sexual tension. Are they gonna fuck it out

No. they're not. "Ahhhh" Ilya is so obnoxious

Bitch Shane my beloved <3

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your pfp is your roommate now! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

fire everywhere

it's me lol

perfect

freaky

impossible

results

Remaining time: 5 days 18 minutes

[forgotaboutnoodle]

Hopeless lesbians

[whineosaur]

Camazotz, the planet in Wrinkle in Time controlled by IT, is a prescient critique of AI lowkey

[shock]

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

[b0gchamp-deactivated20230613]

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

[yessica-k]

This one?

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

[freezethismoment]

eddie diaz