I'll drink to that

Blogger formally known as BipolarBarista |32|She/her| Chronic napper with an engineering degree that mostly posts trash. Trans rights! Free Palestine!

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[plaguedocboi]

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

[megaceros]

All of the canidae! (fixed the raccoon, who was a common raccoon dog and added the red wolf :3)

[clinical-space-podcast]

Reblog if your art project has not, does not, and never will make use of generative ai at any point in your creative process.

[tatzelwurming]

no one ever talks about the US president who went so crazy with cherries and cream that he got a big tummy ache and died

[tatzelwurming]

everyone reblogging this talking about unpasteurized milk is missing the point. he ate so many cherries with milk that people considered it to be a factor in if not the direct cause of his death

[earhartsease]

fwiw cherry stones contain cyanide, so if the vast array of cherries he ate were inexpertly stoned by crushing them, there could have been enough cyanide to fuck him up good

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[ducissatenebrarum]

[segamascott]

[theshehulkproject]

Some D&D party is out there playing the coolest campaign ever.

[nonasuch]

I saw this when it was posted! Some highlights from the comments:

[sofuton]

[beemovieerotica]

you put a dog on a diet and he'll start begging for plain ass vinegar like he's christ on the cross

[beemovieerotica]

ok my apologies, apparently it was a big deal that jesus did NOT beg for vinegar while on the cross. and this was like, religiously important.

anyway my dog is suffering more than christ

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[sapphire--moonlight]

you all have to check out the rules if this wiki. theyre wild

Generally, you will be warned for breaking the rules a few times before you are banned. The first ban will likely be one week long, the seco

Throwing this one out as a fave. Didnt realize Animal Crossing was porn.

They also have a classification system aped from scp including a tier for character who nobody thinks are sexy. unsexy characters are allowed and if a character actually has sex thats too sexy for the sexman wiki

[sailatina3]

What on earth

[themostbeautifulanimals]

[pudulogy]

for all of you:

[dbzyuri]

[cristalplanetheart]

[bigbigtruck]

sucking at something is the first step to getting good at it