[gyrovagi]

Men were a type of mythological creature¹ similar to elves or homunculi, featured prominently in works of fiction made by fujoshi (a kind of warrior-priest class²) in the early 21st century.

[charl0ttan]

level 32 bed bath and beyond employee just banished me to the fucking beyond

[maachine-deactivated20250630]

My life is so normal & Dope besides from the occasional falls from Grace

[niidsch]

MySims ♥ 2007

[sacred-portal]

[goodscreencaps]

[peachnix]

fuck dude you cant do anything in wizard world. i parked my broomstick on the street for 5 minutes too long and it's already getting toad

[sacred-portal]

[domiiomii]

tamed dog.

[devilishdescent]

if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…

[devilishdescent]

ugh… my head…

[devilishdescent]

well… no sense in waiting around. ive got to get out of this place. [stands up and you gain control of me] looks dangerous… i should try to find a weapon, just in case.

[impuls1ve]

waiter! a bullet in the head for me please

[pisshandkerchief]

fuck this *I bite into the apple seed I keep under my tongue for emergencies. I've finally reached the end of my lifetime allowance of apple seeds I can eat without getting cyanide poisoning and I die instantly*

[medcat33]

Japanese Psycho

[calware]

i wish everything was good and nothing was bad

[mousegirlheart]

fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you.

[chips1977]

My fucking grocery deliveries keep getting intercepted by the spiders outside who attack people severely

[targetedknowledge]