Ok look. I was a normal person before. I had normal thoughts and mundane ideas. I was living my life carefree. But.
But I have brainrot now, and I need you guys to suffer with me. It's late at night here, I'm sleepy. But I just thought of how hilarious and adorable Kaveh would look as (and I'm so embarassed to say this) Chat Noir. It's like, listen. Hear me out. I hate Miraculous Ladybug as much as the next guy, ok. I hate it as much as anyone that has ever watched and got invested in the show does. But. The concept of it is cool, ok? The Yin Yang thing, and the miraculouses and even the love square. And ngl, the mirrors thing on Alhaitham's Character Story has me thinking about Kavetham in that universe. I know. I'm so embarassed to say this. I'll delete this post in a bit but like. It would be cool.
Alhaitham likes Senior Kaveh because he's passionate and bright and brilliant, never willing to compromise in any of his ideals. Kaveh likes Alhaitham's superhero alterego (I'LL NOT COME UP WITH A CODENAME) because he is coldly confident in a way Kaveh wishes he could be, kind in the most convoluted ways, and surprisingly funny and sharp.
Kaveh doesn't really care much for Alhaitham because he's blunt to the point of cruelty, without anything to soften his blows (Alhaitham just doesn't know how to talk to him properly. Instead of getting ignored, he'd rather try and get any reaction). Alhaitham doesn't really care about his partner (I'M NOT CREATING CODENAMES, HAVE I SAID THAT) because he is far too reckless and oftentimes, annoyingly talkative and loud (Kaveh frequently knows exactly what he's risking. About his rambling habit, well. They only see each other for a few minutes every day. He needs to use every single precious second).
Mehrak is a Kwami, no I don't make the rules. Nahida is Alhaitham's Kwami because that would be adorable. Azar is Hawkmoth. Ok, I'm sorry, I'll leave now.
























