#irl obs

[gayanemic]

[coldfckrrrr]

the cold going around my dorm building 😭🔫

i went over to their place anyways later on when the other person woke up to hang out with him while the other two stayed in their room

i just heard my friend sneeze twice and i swear to god it was like a dog woofing

like “hHUUUursh!”

loud and harsh and deep

i heard his partner shush him and say in a gentle tone, “bless you, go back to sleep.”

[kushamiqueen]

God, I'm so fucking easy. I just randomly remembered my coworker always has a notabley productive sneeze and now I'm horny 😩

He didn't even sneeze or anything, he just walked by and that popped into my head.

[aller-geez]

Okay I never do these, but I need to share interaction with one of my housemates…. irl obs and a little info dump under the cut

Some backstory that may get too personal for some to care about but it needs backstory so…..

My husband and I are homeless with our dogs and cats and have been since February, but have been staying in a friends garage until we can get back on our feet.

The house we “live” in is pretty much a trap house, with 7 vastly different people living in a two bedroom house. My husband and I in the garage, my friend/weed dealer/landlord and his girl live in the living room, an older guy that we never see lives in one of the rooms, and another guy about my age who does tattoos and his girlfriend who’s a stripper live in the other room.

Guy who does tattoos is like 30ish, 6 foot, covered in tattoos, even has one of his eyes tattooed black, auburn like topknot and is just an overall extremely intimidating looking — but also extremely attractive dude who’s also a little unhinged sometimes but he’s got a good heart

BUT

He stopped in to talk to my husband and I, and were sitting there, talking about a music video, and ALL OF A SUDDEN, MID SENTENCE, this man’s breathing shuttered and almost like he didn’t even notice, stops and goes, “Hh’GSCH! —NNCH! —GNSH! —NKCH!”

Like the cutest lil rapid fire kitten like sneezes from this huge scary looking man and he just KEEPS TALKING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED?

When I say that my stomach launched up into my throat, believe me—

God bless his soul, he didn’t even finish his sentence before another “Nnch! Nkch! Ktch! Nkcht!” Followed by “am I dying?”

IT FUCKING SENT ME

He literally had to retreat inside cause he couldn’t stop sneezing and I am just like “you have run out of dialogue options for this interaction”

My husband was like 👀👀👀 cause he knows about my kink and here I am, just channeling my inner tomato, literally at a loss for words.

Im sure no one actually cares about this random interaction but I figured snzblr was the only place I could share that would understand my love for scary, intimidating men with baby kitten sneezes who try to play them off like nothing 🫠🫠🫠

[softblesses]

I still don’t feel well and I have lots to do and family are visiting tomorrow :(

It’s prob just a virus / throat and sinus issue / cold (somehow it feels more like a cold today??? Bc am stuffy and nose wanna sneeze) so maybe it’s just a bad cold all along ugh

[whiskey-tango-matcha]

little irl "obs" about my husband under the cut bc I know not everyone like the irl stuff!!

gnawing at the bars of my enclosure bc I called my husband about a work thing and he sneezed FOUR times in the two minute conversation & then stuffily said "you're welcome" after. sir, im about to come out of my fucking skin do not do this to me rn

[gayanemic]

I need your love more than I need to breathe.

[gayanemic]

i wanna die in your arms. <3