[catcrumb]

[flowergirlmiwa]

first three words you notice describe your 2023!

[duckdotcom]

[h0nex]

call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[luthienne]

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

[zofranfan]

[morrithal]

My dealer: just got in some straight gas 😜🐌 it's called brain worm and it'll unlock your illithid potential 📈

Me: whatever man I don't feel shit

(20 minutes later)

Me: dude I swear as the symbol glows, power pulses through me. Authority.

My buddy Shadowheart pacing: the dream visitor is lying to us

[snoopypilled]

my cat is fucking UP the dsm5 like her hungry ass

[waspcup]

[leucotoe-archive-deactivated202]

words of affirmation i repeat on the daily

[thrulls]

[wolfer-aid]

i hate that the word “goon” is associated with guys that jerk off to porn all day now. to me “goon” will always mean burly guys with a thick boston/new york/jersey accent that jump out of bed in black tracksuits and beanies , pick up their favorite crowbar , and carpool with the other goons to work to get their ass beat by batman

[froutsuip]

[romcommunist]

my favourite fruit is. the girl reading this <3

[wuntrum]

not immune to a brunette who is extremely silly

[wuntrum]

im sillybrunette4sillybrunette. btw

[poetrylesbian]

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

[the-goldenbot]

Remember: women can regenerate your health if you think about them for long enough, but be careful on overcharging it

[scottapez]

i do nothing but think abt women everyday. have i overcharged it.?

[the-goldenbot]

Your natural yuri abilities have given you a resistance to this debuff, but at the cost of being easily flustered by women which temporary disables your abilities

[scottapez]

wow...! thanks for the tip! i think im finally ready to face the dark lord!

[scottapez]

ghhhooooohh fuck. shes sopretty.

[angelicguy]

smoked that shit that made a robot cry a beautiful tear

[tooquirkytolose]

Softly filtered dead wife in movie montage but of the sandwich I had one time and can't stop thinking about

[thebootydiaries]